Sunday, January 3, 2010

Why Buffalo grows big ?

काला  अक्षर भैंस बराबर is a very common phrase in North India. It explains that Buffaloes are dumb. But then why do buffaloes grow to a bigger level and become menacing ? In fact record shows that Buffaloes gore more number of people in world than snake biting ! But still they find a place among people and not snake ! Quite interesting.

Most people own buffaloes and prefer them over cows as later are considered little smarter. The dumb quotient buffaloe posses, offers dairy owners a greater potential to capitalize on significant gains which a little smarter animal like cow may deprive them.  A dairy owner can continue to feed buffaloes and reap rewards. Process allows buffaloes to grow big and increase in numbers which in turn benefits dairy owner more.  Poor folks who get gored are the ones who do not know that how to feed a dumb Buffaloes. Its quite rational to assume that a dumb  being is going to display its defense by attack. This could very simply be attributed to analogies like in corporate a man delivers a lecture on something without knowing anything and later cribs to senior ASS that I was ragged by someone as he fired question at me !! ... This is behind the back mode! but then stats of people gored doesn't mention the mode of attack.  Supposedely if it were a direct attack in full awareness of victim them it might not have been fatal. But then who knows the details ?

But having said whatever, its quite obvious that Buffaloes have more potential to grow !! ... You know what ? These keep belching and farting a lot too ! Which offers more gas to dairy owners. Gas is very useful in this Era!! .............. So in all likely hood the picture below is perfect example of a buffalo who is going to grow in your office space


Breakenning news :
THE BUFFALO IN DS's OFFICE HAS GROWN BIG. FARTS ARE AWAITED. guess! DS NEEDS TO CHANGE OFFICE ?

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