Man in Coat

In 7 Habits training, there was a task to be completed ! . Identify, whats the issue with  first quadrant. And in case if that offers any advantage ... what would that be ?

Instructor formed teams exactly the way any smartly trained dumb ASS does ! ...

Count up to four and then recycle ! .. whoever brayed whichever number, belongs to that team. A well trained and  smart ASS always wants to give some braying pleasure to each attending Dumb Ass !!

DS for a change was in the company of a great gentle man in the team of four Dumbo! Which of course included DS and a small baby girl and a small baby boy learning the nursery rhymes.

This great gentle man wore more cloths on Body than  hair on head. Flashed big budging tummy and sagging ASS. In shot appeared like a perfect example of great Gas chamber housed in a stable corporate! ...

As expected, even before all could  even gather, he began the supply management ! ... Free flow of farts choked  Poor babies ! But than something happened ! .. DS spoke. Having been in the company of such FARTS, DS by now has learnt to hold his breath and talk. Advantage this offers is the shocking factor, Gas chamber goes through which stalls production for certain moments and generously offer a few precious cycle to steal a breath!

Man felt  that Gas spent had been wasted ! Pity that energy loss contributed to green house effect and didn't even move the Quadrant vehicle. Babies heard DS's  rhymes and were doing chorus!

At that moment, instructor declared timeout!

Now each team had to represent one leader and discuss all points ! ...

For DS's team, even before team could decide, Man in coat said : ... Babies will represent the team !!

Hmm .. That was the last FART ! ... Coat clad man  could offer ! ...... Thought DS. And where would that energy come from ? ............. May be, through the coat, As black bodies absorb more energy and radiate FART it later !!! ........ Man hid more in Coat than revealed on his head where the missing crop signaled barren foundation.