Me, Me and Me

Recently DS went to a public function where many dignitaries were present. One of them had a nice and cute looking baby as well. One gentleman in particular was pretty impressive and  DS felt compelled to listen to this magnificent orator. But within a matter of minutes it was obvious that man was explaining about anything and everything with a catch that he happened to be the central character for everything and savior as well.

In short, it was a nice lecture on Me ..Me ... and Me ...

Suddenly the attention of everyone was drawn by a loud sound ! .... Seems, Baby had farted.

Orator gentleman suddenly became nervous. DS wondered why !! Till he looked at the baby face. Baby was nicely smiling. Conveyed message sounded more like ....Buddy you got competition !!

Gentleman was justified to feel nervous.