New Years resolution

Everyone makes few !! DS is excited as well. He gotta make few too.

Real advantage of resolution lays in dumb founded humor when one breaks them.

Last year, DS began with a resolution which he couldn't break. It was a pretty simple one. DS had a vision and maintained a consistent profile :

This year, DS is a learned one! and is a little extra cautious to chose to be following :

Advantage of this resolution is the compatibility with surrounding species and a better cooperation among them.

Last year some of "Now compatible" colleagues went ahead and brought to the notice of senior above species that DS is nothing more than the following  -->

Senior and responsible member of "Now us" Community FARTed this to DS immediately. DS responded with obvious reply, why would someone have to say it ? Doesn't he or she see the place I belong now ?

Amused senior "Now us" looked at the  picture and couldn't agree less if not more! With a dispute that he was quality one and should be there at the bottom but DS wishes to run away with the credit of being High tech trash which is so obvious and on top and suddenly Senior "Now us" was envious of position DS held!


Keeping every possible point in mind, New  Resolution DS chose, offers exciting opportunities ahead. Its good to keep a dumb ass look and use those big Ears for pass through operations. When outlet rate matches precisely with inlet rate then equilibrium can be maintained in a steady manner. So this amazing resolution by not making much usage of brain which more or less is equivalent to "Now us" species, DS belives he has an edge over the other asses who might have chosen to be "Smart Ass" this time.