Losers I will make you winners !

One of the greatest trainings DS ever attended offered too much to digest. Top losers participating instantly showed progress.  DS too showcased some quick hints and asked the instructor for an inhaling filter.

Training was an amazing piece of shit presented in gold plated virtues and beautifully  hard bound book. The whole concept revolved around a paradigm. Interesting part of flow of this information was to offer ideas on how to understand different paradigms in view of just one paradigm which book preached and the instructor learnt from his instructor!

Best part of training was the introduction and expectations people had from the training. To begin with,  instructor introduced himself as being the ex CEO of an XYZ company only he knew about! before taking up this profession, which brought private excellence to him.

Another person introduced himself as a "nice" person and recently married. He is very productive in his corporate life and wants to be equally productive as a husband too!  Man ! .. Give it a break, thought DS for a second.

One more person who too was just married was very happy about the new relationship and was aggressively hoping to complete first year anniversary!

One lady wanted to be a Darling of everyone ! .. And then she corrected herself, no only of parents and  in laws ! .. Poor husband, DS felt pity for him !! Instructor appeared disappointed too !!

One person introduced himself as being the biggest loser ever known and explained how a previous training on time management using outlook transformed his life ! .... He could register 3 hours daily for shitting to handle his constipation. Outlook allowed him to coincide this with his lunch. The best victory he managed with that was THE additional push.

DS, introduced himself as being glad to proxy someone! ... Expectations from this meeting is to have some case studies later.

After all those intorductions, there was nothing winning instructor could do to make him biggest loser from Loser.