Human Relations (HR)

At some point of time when Blue moon didn't shine for long, the Boss, DS worked with came out with one such proposition. A blue moon one !! .. Not expecting that, DS's all bulbs which were already fused went in for a toss !

How could there be a solar eclipse when there is no moon in between ? Not even the blue moon ! It illogical. SO DS decided to look for help.


Folks who appear to know nature's laws and are supreme judges of natural injustice.

Well, a meeting was called in with DS, Judge and Boss. A device on Judge back resembling one on cows on cow farms is something puzzled DS to start with.




Well, DS had long list of parameters explaining the positioning of  Moon, Sun and Earth. Even stats from NASA to prove that neither a satellite or asteroid came in between to have caused appearance of blue moon.


Boss came up with all stats that how blue moon caused eclipse.






Judges after  so called neutral hearing came back with verdict.

There is a strong possibility of Blue moon having caused eclipse. However, we do not have any data at this point of time to prove and so DS gets to live for a day with benefit of doubt!

Not understanding verdict! DS, asked for a clarification. Why benefit of doubt to me! Don't I have data to prove ? Well, then,  let me rephrase  .. assured Judge and said both parties get benefit of doubt and DS gets to live to die another day !!


Why would Judge not look at data and pass verdict based on something which doesn't even exist ? Pondered DS and then a loud noise came with a filthy stench. There was no need to guess! Only thing left to speculate was another sound which went in there post fart. Seemed like some suction.


Nonetheless, after meeting when DS decided to go back to home, DS saw judge driving a green car ! ...Damn. Car runs on Gas ? Hmm ... device collected gas in meeting and Judge is running his car with improved  boost from his own gas!! ......

Data which Judge looked at pre delivering verdict was just the FART ? ... A Natural justice ? To keep nature survive. An interdependent chain of event where data DS collected didn't event figure in. It was pretty easy in the end to conclude that Human relations are no more than FART processing methods. Only thing which builds relation there is the food which produces fart and HR can latch onto it to run their operations.