Gathering of wise men !!

Recently DS was lucky enough to be called in for a gathering of wise men. It was headed by a brilliant man who arrived in meeting room with yawning. Apparently in an attempt to cool his over heated super duper brain!!

He began his profound speech once he was done with yawning and showing half lost half dirty teeth.  It seems with flow of words, though brilliant man was fairly satisfied with wise men's all wise words and have taken his expression to next level. Ostensibly in an attempt to gain some muscle power in his jaws. Apparently to gain some more bitting force.

 Peers were amazed to see all results. Unreliable ? .. Oop! Unbelievable ! With so many of wise men it was a report card with amazing results. Brilliant man sounded like that eyes of peers pooped out and gut feeling thrashed.  They (Peer) eventually seemed to have decided to re-visit all exams written by wise men to see that if some wise men didn't get under credited.

Moreover, they seem to have decided to review it every three months looking at the content of wise informations flowing from brilliant man's battalion !!

 Anyway! Brilliant man himself wanted to understand some of the wise stuffs this gathering had de-wised ! .. Guess!  he had farted off all warm gases which directly cool off his super brain and now was an opportunity to  heat it up.
Each leader of wise clan was supposed to spurt out words of wisdom.
And then even before one could start, another one began and spoke on behalf of other wise leader.

There is no dearth of talent this gathering had.



Sooon enough Brilliant man proposed an excellent project he recently heard and the amount of wisdom which could be poured like shit in gutter for this project. His explanation was as simple as an ASS eating a grass and even before it grazes and let its gut feeling do all the job of donkey shitting, if technology could be devised to make sure tha FART won't be stinkier and warmer then a lots of global warning can be saved. The whole world is asking for this solution to turn green and reduce carbon footprint.

 Brilliant man suggested that solution to whole problem lays in supply chain management. Right from the point of growing grass to ship it for eating if ASS's are covered up !!




One less Wise man .... asked a dumb question !! Why do you want all this ? Why can't an ASS simply decide before eating grass ? or someone who is going to feed ASS ?


Brilliant man paused for a moment and turned to one side and then farted louder !! .. He questioned back, now you see ? Each one may not be capable of handling that and so solution lies with whole supply chain management !!

DS, was so impressed with the brilliant man that he wanted his personal photo for DS to put in his album as most inspirational brilliant man. Brilliant man agreed and here is the picture  ----------->