Top performer ???

Being in corporate for long and not being able to do justice to his corporate talent, DS is very disappointed!!  Even after eating the same crap food in Cafe and drinking all lousy free corporate beverages, DS is not able to let the FART flow freely !!  Occasionally there has been a glimpse of promise though but Corporate is result oriented.

One fine day, DS found one of best FART producer in parking lot and inquisitively asked the honest question that how come FARTing machine was leaving the corporate premises too early that day ? .... How would his FARTs resonate and remind of his great presence and contribution to top ASS now ?

Well, clarified FART ing machine to DS. Buddy, please don't take me wrong. My excessive FART generation is not because that I want to put less talented people like you in turmoil. I'm just trying to save my ASS!

Wondered DS how ?

And then FART machine clarified that his ASS has liquidation issue and so consistent FART generation keeps the ASS rust free and intact !!

This eventually saves it from getting kicked out !! .....

Eureka !! .. Said DS. He learnt today that most of the corporate men working hard by generating FARTS in official premises are actually saving their ASS as it lacks some or another capabilities !!