Collaboration

DS after changing sides was pretty careful of moves. The first thing for survival in a battlefield is to learn the tricks and moves of Enemies and same principle works for friends till one figures out that person in center  is a friend in deed.
Best thing about corporate battlefield is that its not a rocket science and no big spy game required to figure out the elements which can reveal the details of battle plan. The worst part though is that sometimes, even they won't/don't know that if target is going to be exactly the place where they re-cycle gas production. Data though may exist but veracity is always questionable. Its not a trivial task to figure out that which side of axis, DATA leads to. Total randomness of direction makes data open to anyone's guess !!

Anyway, an element who provided lots of details and was very appreciative of the Colonel of the team and was getting most of the data from a Major. Major was famous for bombarding all data everywhere and specifically through the gun made of this elements mouth piece. Flow of informations always coincided with flow of farts around and in choking environment data made lots of sense. There was no need to fire. Same triggered worked great !!

One day element decided to bid good bye. Major was loosing an essential element of battle field and was pretty nervous to loose him however his flows of farts compensated the bombardment and was still cautiously comfortable about it.


When element eventually left and joined hands with other battalion, not of the enemies to note.  He came right in the line of upgrade and seeing the efficiency of utilizing his mouth  an  excellent opportunity  awaited new Major. New Major decided to upgrade the element but contracts of elements science required that pre approval should be taken from the previous users of elements.

Element, being the best mouth for firing in previous team never knew that playing with fire doesn't come without burning the surface directly involved. All the triggers [Asses for FARTS] of Bosses and his barrel were eventually fuming fire.

It was pretty logical for previous colonel and Major to proclaim to the world that Barrel lacked sheen and was disposed off as the spent crap! Colonel even went on to say that he is disappointed to learn that this shitty barrel crap is the best element new Major has got and he really needs to evaluate the friendly status as it can provide no secure feeling to his team.

Barrel lost the upgrade and Major the sheen. New Major waited for some time till protocol offered opportunity to upgrade barrel without the feedback from previous users. Collaboration was eventually over and battlefield won and lost !!