Fired !!!

Recently DS got a call from a fairly close person. Man was sobbing badly. Why would a fun loving and मर्द guy cry his heart out in broad daylight ? Wondered DS !! ...When burst of emotions subsided, man told that he got fired !! DS, knew this man for years and there was absolutely nothing he had ever done!  In corporate only those who work get fired ! So why would or rather he did  ?  Quizzed DS, what went wrong ?

Explained friend, with empty promises which never materialized over certain quarters he was getting extremely uneasy and that eventually reflected on his performance !

 Eventually he was called in for a formal chat to evaluate that what was not going right for him !! At that time, seems, to avoid getting into discussion he pretended to have some personal issues. But he forgot that any piece of shit boss had in his head was out for building muscles.

In fact BOSS directly concluded that personal issues Man was going through were all related to his marital issues. He converged on the fact that marriage was under trouble and attempts to save it is what causing the decline in Man's performance.

By that time Man was fully irritated and questioned that why would he say that ? .. Replied genius Boss that he knows. Its a everyone's affair  Problem !! Even under the watchful eyes of all his well wishers he came to know that  there were some issues with his personal life as well.

 Just that he didn't believe them till catastrophe struck !!  and then Genius asked! Did you know of that ???????

What did you tell him, asked DS ?

Replied Man, by then I had lost whatever control I had and I just said "Yes, I do. As I'm the MAN"