Trophy ...

 Disturbed soul (DS) had been to another planet and learnt that a couple of farting आँ's have migrated down to his home domain and are basking in the glory of being a great overhead in the alien conditions. The sheer presence of heavy, noisy and stinky आँ's have thrilled many, back home and surrounding is beaming with abundant stinky energy. Everybody is happy and busy making quick reserves to channel the stinky matter made available easily  by some genius  upper echelon आँ. The worst and sad part about the deal was the total dis-regard to the real space requirement in trade off for the stinky farting, heavy आँ. The real gut feeling that more weight leads to more gas productivity is beginning to  take over from the lean and  mean system of plain old working model.  Great आँ's have realized that at the continued pace and working style some of the poor souls would never make a great आँ and all the energy spent in training them is being wasted. There is a greater need to setup a few role आँ's (Read as role models). Future of corporate lies in the hands of leaky and licking आँ's and not the lean and mean system or working souls.

System has made all the attempts to channel all the energy produced by all the आँ's and build a shit hole which one of the heaviest, stinky and farting आँ must utilize to decrease the carbon footprint. This mother of all the आँ's will henceforth be defined as the Trophy. This contribution though is not a direct reward for the exemplary output over the years trophy produced, rather an acknowledgement of his perfect non movement  pledge for any tissue usage,  janitors ever  attempted to provide. Given the remarkable stability and safety in weight of this आँ, even the top आँ's couldn't resist  proclaiming this highest honor.

Time, is passing ... some cunning आँ has closed the shit hole and all the gas produced has shaken the stability. Trophy can't any longer keep shitting on the same shit hole. Trophy is loosing weight and the whole  existence of trophy is being challenged as the source of energy is depleting. But trophy is THE smart आँ and has decided to justify that why he is one of the sub top आँ's. Trophy has managed to drill a hole right through the depth of his shit hole and use that Newton's third law push to revive his stinky hole. Unfortunate thing though is the direction of force for the energy channelized is right into the face of DS who is already choked. The push has given a new leash of life to the Trophy and he has managed to suck into the another bigger emptied hole with more energy production capacity. Now onwards Trophy is not an ordinary आँ and world has come to know of the great achievements which Trophy doesn't have. Trophy is continuing to get his आँ massaged and manicured with new prospective आँ's.

This is the present state of Trophy. We shall learn more of this meaningful and wonderful piece of shit in the coming post. Let trophy find some suction pumps in the meantime for maintaining extra production in balance.