ash kar ...

This is one of the major important character who could be known with many names like ... मोटा चूहा, जोंक or bloody sucker/screw. There is no dearth of possibilities when it comes to naming him. The man is so deserving that multitude of talent he posses can't simply be justified without associating him with any psychopathic multiple personality disorder.  The famous punchline that defines that there is a very fine line between genius and mad is something he defies. He places a man in between, himself to be precise and manages to do that so easily without a single trace of a stress line on his big forehead at the same time drives the sadistic pleasure with such a charm that other आँ's even forget to lubricate the channel, forget about releasing the gas. Some even are so gas constipated that no balm of fiber has come to their help. चूहा basically is known for his exponential growth and striking resemblance with this character and the astonishing weight factor is a very close match but still misses out as exponential growth for चूहा comes with a short life span but this man manages the same attention and growth without actually loosing any of it. Man could also be named the sucker as his snout always manges to find the right prick and whiskers add additional advantage of justifying the grip dynamics by holding onto the source where many wait in aspiration. Amazingly the stronger suction bond and the effective tongue in check manages to thwart any damage the accidental prick of the whisker to THE prick may impart. But then it doesn't justify the multitude of other sadistic talents.

Over the years, people admired,  filled themselves of jealousy but always remained wary of character. Eventually converged with ash kar.


Ash kar is one of the smartest  आँ's today who is capable of farting at the warp speed. Its practically not been possible for anyone till date to be able to harvest on that energy as the technological challenge is enormous. But at the same time ash kar manages to find a precise आँ, capable of feeding his exponential fart generation growth. Moreover its practically impossible for any gullible soul to even detect that the loud mushrooming explosion which might just have occurred was actually the fart ash kar managed to pass on with perfect ease.  At some point of time when  desperate soul (DS) visited  ash kar, a few technological brilliant solutions were mentioned which saved the planet from all the aliens who are not invading Earth. Nonetheless DS was quick enough to figure out that micro आँ  effect of one deserving  आत्मा was actually exploded at an alarming intensity of nuclear blast,  of course with due credit to ash kar.


Today ash kar is enjoying his life waiting for the other आँ's departure to start a new beginning. Lets prey for the whole organization's future career before its too late.