Rise of the spitting Cobra ....

Corporate jungle is infested with lots of wild animals. Bull to make sure that shit rules, बकरा to sacrifice. Donkeys to do all the गधा work. But these alone don't complete the full jungle map.  You tend to discover more when a new species snaps at you. The sheer talent some of these species posses is sometimes impossible to explain. There exists a few species of creepy crawler, the most abundantly present except in Kiwi land. This Species has survived all the changes the planet ever went through and emerged a single robust species after alligators There are many who study and figure out the stuffs about them and others who are born with them.

A particular specimen of this species which managed to get an आँ certification and stinky shit hole probably never imagined in any of the wildest gas storm that whole of the chaotic brownie motion of his farts molecule will get stronger support from unsuspecting DS.  The whole ability of this species and specimen to slither through the darkest and dirtiest shit hole and being able to dissipate all the absorbed unaligned gas molecules which must be harmful to any soul with a little decent character is something, specimen takes pride in. There were many names to the specimen but a few remained stood out from the rest. The ability which allows him to  bug the unsuspecting आत्मा and win over the under developed superficial trust and confidence is no match in comparison with any  diarrhea stricken quality आँ.  DS though by means of entropy present in its disturbed air, is able to foresee that big आँ effect but lacks the credential to fuse two shit holes to channel the gas for harvesting by other hole suckers. Inadvertently DS becomes a medium for all the used heats discard dissipation. Having gone through the years of gas exhaust by different आँ's, DS no longer maintains a clean chamber to either showcase a five star suction pump to the willing आँ's or an impression of good soul. The whole crazy world of ambitious आँ's are quick enough to begin on a tradition of farting  gas towards DS and take the forward push.

Things become interesting  with time as DS learns that Gas usually is lighter and if a little bend is exercised then it could flow over the head.  But  poor DS still lacks the art of handling the compressed chambers. The specimen in question, realized that shit hole , honored to him has interface incompatibility with his amount of green house contribution. DS still lacks ability to wash hands off the tap of compressed green house emissions. The perfact accommodation of sub standard shit hole in fact, provides the conducive push specimen requires to utilize DS's inability. Any system designed to harvest on green house emission is based on certain load bearing pillers and DS with the time has been expected to be one. If whole of the compressed energy  farted and  channelized to  DS and piller shaken then instability of the structure can be created. Specimen also has realized the fact that another parameter binding the system is gas and again prone to structural instability and maintains an equilibrium by binding each fart molecule tightly and growing based on the requirement.
Being in touch, specimen holds the unique ability to channel his proud production of compressed air to the other shit holes and attribute the imbalance created to inability of DS's handling. Fact apart, it still remains to be understood by many that DS refuses to still harvest the energy and ducks when there is an energy flow. The structure inefficiency of compressed gas flows actually demands a deep shit hole observation but is a  difficult proposition as letting anyone to peep into the shit hole each आँ holds is a violation. In corporate, privacy is like a blood oath and no आँ would ever be willing to expose that how many other perspective ones massage it, unless there is some matter of strentgh show which again top आँ's disallow and strongly disapprove.

Nonetheless, problem is created and a solution is desired. Farts filled with amazing stinky propositions fly.
Eventually the problem is discovered. DS's is incapable of handling the load and solution demands to put him under the suspicion and probation till another one to tackle the issues could be found. To stabilize the system, specimen's shit hole urgently calls for upgrade on exception basis.

The long reach of slithery specimen allowed the other shit hole penetration and spit of venom managed to blind the characters, refusing to see anything. And for those who could see and observe and inhale there were present ... the lots of farts and an obvious ... Rise of the spitting Cobra.