Disturbed soul ....

In the den of all the souls and आँ, I forgot to mention about the "disturbed soul" henceforth know as DS. So this is the soul, which is the root of all the problems. Unfortunately all the आँ's gas distribution has choked DS so much that it has begun to find at least one such den where आँ doesn't exist. Poor DS was born without  all the sensors to collect and utilize the vital energy source or the suction mechanism in tongue to absorb it. God of all the आँ's played a very cruel joke on DS. He blessed  DS with so many आँ's around but not even a single sense of usage. On top of that  DS rates his own आँ very highly and refuses to acknowledge that god has been a first class आँ  while creating other आँ's and once he was done with the everything in the spare quota his was created. Anyway, in search of other आँ, again DS is helpless as smaller आँ's have done all the gas harvesting and there is nothing left to travel. Even if DS finds something to latch on, the great shocker or too much of harvesting overhead as DS's inability appears. Having said that, it doesn't matter here that Den usually expected is free of all the आँ's as path to all the dens have the visa entries from the previous Dens DS has visited. In the time of connected आँ's, manging his own आँ has become a big survival question for DS.

Topping all this, DS is badly affected by the  micro आँ  effect. For less learned ones, its very much like the butterfly effect, if flapping of wings are replaced by minor, quite odder less flows. When the original researcher had discovered the micro आँ effect, he absolutely had not idea that DS will be so badly affected.  Unfortunately for DS all the concerned आँ's have smelt very well the odder less flows, and have started experimenting with stinky and noisy ones to see that,  in case  if the . silent ones were missed out, would these be handy. DS is left with no option than see the thermodynamics third law winning. Unfortunately another law of thermodynamics allows all the energy spent in creating the micro आँ  effect's transition to high energy gas which in turn is compounding the problem.

DS has failed to find a solution for the time being and is looking for other disturbed souls to find solace. But there is some hope for DS though, as some आँ's have identified that DS is very good for heat discard and after all the gas energy usage, the leftover and undesired heat can be dissipated through DS. After all God was at least second class आँ when he designed DS and thankfully left him with some sinks.

 May we all wish DS good luck. Please hold your farts at least once in order to pledge support to DS. That one alone might provide the precious breathing space.