Corporate constipation diagnosis

Many think that constipation is a term well understood only by the constipated souls! Though I tend to disagree, but find it hard to convince people. The very fact that in corporate world, non believers just happened to be shitting around everywhere makes it difficult leaving no chance to argue against either!

So when I say that the obvious question one must ask is why ?

Before we dwell there lets find out that what actually is the constipated look ?

Well learned ones say that faces people make when they struggle to pass on the shit smoothly, qualifies for the one. The interesting fact is that many of them eat the same crap as other shit happy people but still struggle easy shit distribution! ... boy !!! thats one sensitive matter of pure healthy shit.

Many of the corporate guys beaming with the shit load of knowledge, the real one which really matters struggle on a daily basis. Whenever there is a time to pass on the load, the competition makes it so difficult in spite of having a bowl full of pure quality shit. Damn! competition with the crazy souls full of shit the real shit ... may I say bullshit ?

So now one may really wonder that what makes the bull shit win over the pure quality shit ? Is it the weight that it comes with ? The one which bloody corporate arse develops with years of shitting around ? Interesting! would that really be enough ? ... If yes, then why is there an issue of constipation at first place ? ... May we need a little more digging  ?... right into the shit hole for a look ... a peep in the poop !! ..

Seems, lies forward or rather deeper is the different sizes of holes .. I mean shit holes ;) ... and each gotta seem like connected in a graph where somewhere someone holds the *holes* and somewhere someone shits around. So important fact seems like the connection ... gotcha ?

Didn't you ? ... If you wanna be rid of the corporate constipation then first you gotta connect ...by that I mean .. search for a hole which shits a lots and expects you to hold.... man!! you gotta grab the opportunity of course the golden one .. just like the shit shade ... and see .. once you gotta ... the connection .. you gotta the Pennsylvania of constipation ... go a little deeper and one more observation ... if one shits more and it stinks .. man connection alone doesn't help ... seems like a pact ... a great loop ... saying you know what ? ....

Buddy, I grab your ass ...you grab mine ... and lets keep the shit stinking and flowing. A perfact medicine of constipation .........

So buddy!! .. you got corporate constipation problem ... ?  Don't bother ... Go find an arse and grab it with both hands ... trust me ... it will give a great look on your face and pocket ;) ....

And of course it won't be the constipated one.