Corporate success ...

A poor outspoken आत्मा  in a corporate, in spite of working hard for years couldn't make out the great cuts and difference. आत्मा  always had good taste and sense of smell and found difficult to absorb the gas. One fine day going
through the recent ho halla of global warning, the poor आत्मा  learnt that world is so complex and abundant of gas, essential part of the all the matter in universe is Gas, the gas actually is the problem for all the warming for Earth also. The greenhouse gases released in the environment contribute in a big ways. Though majority of the gases are released by the mankind's machines. Yet mankind finds hard to control the usage. आत्मा was surprised to find that mankind even went on blaming the cows and buffaloes for belching and releasing the lots of gas in the air causing more of warming. A further surprise struck when आत्मा learnt that on an average a human being releases a 3 liters of gas daily and population of around 7 billion causes so much of gas release in the air. The worst part that its not accounted et all! ... आत्मा eventually decided to get rid of his sense of smell and make use of the gas available around, after learning that all this gas can be burnt and used for producing the energy which otherwise would be produced from the other sources and will cause further warming.

So now आत्मा doesn't mind taking the gas from any of the Producers around. आत्मा learnt that higher the producer , more the gas. आत्मा decided to hook up to one for more supply. And with time, things went out so well, that taking gas from everyone, आत्मा became so light that suddenly there was a difference. आत्मा was lauded for his great work and given incentives. आत्मा learnt that when he has the gas to release, its more like a pleasure only thing is that it should be contained well and released only where it matters. The gases from upper echelon should be always collected and made good use of. This allowed आत्मा to grow further. He got promoted.

Today आत्मा is a happy person. आत्मा earns decent and travels on a special vehicle designed to make use of the gases he generates and collects. And as he holds the more of gases, he is lighter and continues to fly high. आत्मा uses lots of energy wasted in the heated arguments otherwise to warm his food. Best part of आत्मा's learning/usage  is that now he keeps his gas stored and confined and as it doesn't spread, there is no need to spray the freshener and this helps in saving energy for producing that.

Today आत्मा is a happy soul. A clean green and mean. A perfact corporate arse. Let we all hail the आत्मा.