What's an aan ???

The most complex art of cracking a joke without actually making a single sentence is something a spontaneous visual alone simplifies. A friend, sent this corporate visuals which I suppose continues to excel. Have a look ...

Whenever, there is a reference to आँ,  Suggestion is that you parch on the last wooden horizontal stick and look up. Whatever stinky, farting visuals you get ... that correctly defines आँ. If you like it ... you say आँ

The Hyena

A big shady shadow,  protruding its आँ  ventured in the darkness of corporate isle. The very first look, complemented with the exposed आँ this shadow was blessed with, was enough to warn aspiring आँ to maintain a watch. It wasn't an overdeveloped आँ alone which made this shadow almost an alert by interpol, the double edged and forked tongue this shadow adored  gave any deadliest snake, run for its rats.

A snake doesn't make a good pet and then what about one with a stinky big farting आँ ? Would never !! ... But when someone choses to have one .. the first thing done is to relieve of its fangs. But then shadow we talk of was no ordinary one and hid its asset exactly the way it exposed its आँ.  No one ever had any glimpse of the well concealed weapon till it unleashed the wave of deadliest attack. Young and unassuming DS had no hint of unfortunate gassy events which were to unfold.

Very soon corporate balloon launched to push a few आँs up ran short of harvesting gas from existing shit hole. And then began a rat race to claim the saddle responsible for enabling successful launch and landing. An aspiring आँ after consolidating all suckers harvesting on his shit hole approached DS for push.  And then, was the beginning of learning that DS posses no gas harvesting qualities.

Saddle equally visible and approachable as Moon from Earth shone like a star and Shadow promised to cast its shadow from all direction than the one which this particular आँ seeked. But then everyone missed out on an another sub आँ targeting shit hole that saddle seeking आँ graced. 

As planned, shadow struck the fangs .... DS's all the zig- zag arrows went for brownie movement which sub आँ quickly farted on. Other आँ in the race for saddle, aware of sub आँ's farts were quick to spread the stink around and then ...  situation grew and so aspiring आँ's shit hole congestion ...and then was an air lock between the shadow harvesting gas on that shit hole.

Shadow quickly removed its cover over the situation and re channeled the gas harvesting to other shit hole. Aspiring आँ's shit hole got choked and gas created made him fly away. Sub आँ though got another shit hole of upgraded version but not the one he desired.  Poor DS remained there with a new Tag .... Lots of Gas overhead.

Time flew, DS approached shadow cautiously but it was the most intriguing shady character to be ever seen. The realization took half a decade. The personal vendetta, shadow carried, defied the stamina a snake would ever dream of. The only comparison one could ever make if stamina alone was a criteria would be Hyena.  Once target is chosen, it runs and runs ... there is no hurry, a prey can only run and eventually fall of fatigue. And thats when a Hyena sinks in its teeth. In corporate, unfortunately the chase remains invisible. A prey doesn't even know, what its running away from .... :-( Or rather who runs behind its back.

Rise of the spitting Cobra ....

Corporate jungle is infested with lots of wild animals. Bull to make sure that shit rules, बकरा to sacrifice. Donkeys to do all the गधा work. But these alone don't complete the full jungle map.  You tend to discover more when a new species snaps at you. The sheer talent some of these species posses is sometimes impossible to explain. There exists a few species of creepy crawler, the most abundantly present except in Kiwi land. This Species has survived all the changes the planet ever went through and emerged a single robust species after alligators There are many who study and figure out the stuffs about them and others who are born with them.

A particular specimen of this species which managed to get an आँ certification and stinky shit hole probably never imagined in any of the wildest gas storm that whole of the chaotic brownie motion of his farts molecule will get stronger support from unsuspecting DS.  The whole ability of this species and specimen to slither through the darkest and dirtiest shit hole and being able to dissipate all the absorbed unaligned gas molecules which must be harmful to any soul with a little decent character is something, specimen takes pride in. There were many names to the specimen but a few remained stood out from the rest. The ability which allows him to  bug the unsuspecting आत्मा and win over the under developed superficial trust and confidence is no match in comparison with any  diarrhea stricken quality आँ.  DS though by means of entropy present in its disturbed air, is able to foresee that big आँ effect but lacks the credential to fuse two shit holes to channel the gas for harvesting by other hole suckers. Inadvertently DS becomes a medium for all the used heats discard dissipation. Having gone through the years of gas exhaust by different आँ's, DS no longer maintains a clean chamber to either showcase a five star suction pump to the willing आँ's or an impression of good soul. The whole crazy world of ambitious आँ's are quick enough to begin on a tradition of farting  gas towards DS and take the forward push.

Things become interesting  with time as DS learns that Gas usually is lighter and if a little bend is exercised then it could flow over the head.  But  poor DS still lacks the art of handling the compressed chambers. The specimen in question, realized that shit hole , honored to him has interface incompatibility with his amount of green house contribution. DS still lacks ability to wash hands off the tap of compressed green house emissions. The perfact accommodation of sub standard shit hole in fact, provides the conducive push specimen requires to utilize DS's inability. Any system designed to harvest on green house emission is based on certain load bearing pillers and DS with the time has been expected to be one. If whole of the compressed energy  farted and  channelized to  DS and piller shaken then instability of the structure can be created. Specimen also has realized the fact that another parameter binding the system is gas and again prone to structural instability and maintains an equilibrium by binding each fart molecule tightly and growing based on the requirement.
Being in touch, specimen holds the unique ability to channel his proud production of compressed air to the other shit holes and attribute the imbalance created to inability of DS's handling. Fact apart, it still remains to be understood by many that DS refuses to still harvest the energy and ducks when there is an energy flow. The structure inefficiency of compressed gas flows actually demands a deep shit hole observation but is a  difficult proposition as letting anyone to peep into the shit hole each आँ holds is a violation. In corporate, privacy is like a blood oath and no आँ would ever be willing to expose that how many other perspective ones massage it, unless there is some matter of strentgh show which again top आँ's disallow and strongly disapprove.

Nonetheless, problem is created and a solution is desired. Farts filled with amazing stinky propositions fly.
Eventually the problem is discovered. DS's is incapable of handling the load and solution demands to put him under the suspicion and probation till another one to tackle the issues could be found. To stabilize the system, specimen's shit hole urgently calls for upgrade on exception basis.

The long reach of slithery specimen allowed the other shit hole penetration and spit of venom managed to blind the characters, refusing to see anything. And for those who could see and observe and inhale there were present ... the lots of farts and an obvious ... Rise of the spitting Cobra. 

ash kar ...

This is one of the major important character who could be known with many names like ... मोटा चूहा, जोंक or bloody sucker/screw. There is no dearth of possibilities when it comes to naming him. The man is so deserving that multitude of talent he posses can't simply be justified without associating him with any psychopathic multiple personality disorder.  The famous punchline that defines that there is a very fine line between genius and mad is something he defies. He places a man in between, himself to be precise and manages to do that so easily without a single trace of a stress line on his big forehead at the same time drives the sadistic pleasure with such a charm that other आँ's even forget to lubricate the channel, forget about releasing the gas. Some even are so gas constipated that no balm of fiber has come to their help. चूहा basically is known for his exponential growth and striking resemblance with this character and the astonishing weight factor is a very close match but still misses out as exponential growth for चूहा comes with a short life span but this man manages the same attention and growth without actually loosing any of it. Man could also be named the sucker as his snout always manges to find the right prick and whiskers add additional advantage of justifying the grip dynamics by holding onto the source where many wait in aspiration. Amazingly the stronger suction bond and the effective tongue in check manages to thwart any damage the accidental prick of the whisker to THE prick may impart. But then it doesn't justify the multitude of other sadistic talents.

Over the years, people admired,  filled themselves of jealousy but always remained wary of character. Eventually converged with ash kar.


Ash kar is one of the smartest  आँ's today who is capable of farting at the warp speed. Its practically not been possible for anyone till date to be able to harvest on that energy as the technological challenge is enormous. But at the same time ash kar manages to find a precise आँ, capable of feeding his exponential fart generation growth. Moreover its practically impossible for any gullible soul to even detect that the loud mushrooming explosion which might just have occurred was actually the fart ash kar managed to pass on with perfect ease.  At some point of time when  desperate soul (DS) visited  ash kar, a few technological brilliant solutions were mentioned which saved the planet from all the aliens who are not invading Earth. Nonetheless DS was quick enough to figure out that micro आँ  effect of one deserving  आत्मा was actually exploded at an alarming intensity of nuclear blast,  of course with due credit to ash kar.


Today ash kar is enjoying his life waiting for the other आँ's departure to start a new beginning. Lets prey for the whole organization's future career before its too late.

Trophy ...

 Disturbed soul (DS) had been to another planet and learnt that a couple of farting आँ's have migrated down to his home domain and are basking in the glory of being a great overhead in the alien conditions. The sheer presence of heavy, noisy and stinky आँ's have thrilled many, back home and surrounding is beaming with abundant stinky energy. Everybody is happy and busy making quick reserves to channel the stinky matter made available easily  by some genius  upper echelon आँ. The worst and sad part about the deal was the total dis-regard to the real space requirement in trade off for the stinky farting, heavy आँ. The real gut feeling that more weight leads to more gas productivity is beginning to  take over from the lean and  mean system of plain old working model.  Great आँ's have realized that at the continued pace and working style some of the poor souls would never make a great आँ and all the energy spent in training them is being wasted. There is a greater need to setup a few role आँ's (Read as role models). Future of corporate lies in the hands of leaky and licking आँ's and not the lean and mean system or working souls.

System has made all the attempts to channel all the energy produced by all the आँ's and build a shit hole which one of the heaviest, stinky and farting आँ must utilize to decrease the carbon footprint. This mother of all the आँ's will henceforth be defined as the Trophy. This contribution though is not a direct reward for the exemplary output over the years trophy produced, rather an acknowledgement of his perfect non movement  pledge for any tissue usage,  janitors ever  attempted to provide. Given the remarkable stability and safety in weight of this आँ, even the top आँ's couldn't resist  proclaiming this highest honor.

Time, is passing ... some cunning आँ has closed the shit hole and all the gas produced has shaken the stability. Trophy can't any longer keep shitting on the same shit hole. Trophy is loosing weight and the whole  existence of trophy is being challenged as the source of energy is depleting. But trophy is THE smart आँ and has decided to justify that why he is one of the sub top आँ's. Trophy has managed to drill a hole right through the depth of his shit hole and use that Newton's third law push to revive his stinky hole. Unfortunate thing though is the direction of force for the energy channelized is right into the face of DS who is already choked. The push has given a new leash of life to the Trophy and he has managed to suck into the another bigger emptied hole with more energy production capacity. Now onwards Trophy is not an ordinary आँ and world has come to know of the great achievements which Trophy doesn't have. Trophy is continuing to get his आँ massaged and manicured with new prospective आँ's.

This is the present state of Trophy. We shall learn more of this meaningful and wonderful piece of shit in the coming post. Let trophy find some suction pumps in the meantime for maintaining extra production in balance.

Disturbed soul ....

In the den of all the souls and आँ, I forgot to mention about the "disturbed soul" henceforth know as DS. So this is the soul, which is the root of all the problems. Unfortunately all the आँ's gas distribution has choked DS so much that it has begun to find at least one such den where आँ doesn't exist. Poor DS was born without  all the sensors to collect and utilize the vital energy source or the suction mechanism in tongue to absorb it. God of all the आँ's played a very cruel joke on DS. He blessed  DS with so many आँ's around but not even a single sense of usage. On top of that  DS rates his own आँ very highly and refuses to acknowledge that god has been a first class आँ  while creating other आँ's and once he was done with the everything in the spare quota his was created. Anyway, in search of other आँ, again DS is helpless as smaller आँ's have done all the gas harvesting and there is nothing left to travel. Even if DS finds something to latch on, the great shocker or too much of harvesting overhead as DS's inability appears. Having said that, it doesn't matter here that Den usually expected is free of all the आँ's as path to all the dens have the visa entries from the previous Dens DS has visited. In the time of connected आँ's, manging his own आँ has become a big survival question for DS.

Topping all this, DS is badly affected by the  micro आँ  effect. For less learned ones, its very much like the butterfly effect, if flapping of wings are replaced by minor, quite odder less flows. When the original researcher had discovered the micro आँ effect, he absolutely had not idea that DS will be so badly affected.  Unfortunately for DS all the concerned आँ's have smelt very well the odder less flows, and have started experimenting with stinky and noisy ones to see that,  in case  if the . silent ones were missed out, would these be handy. DS is left with no option than see the thermodynamics third law winning. Unfortunately another law of thermodynamics allows all the energy spent in creating the micro आँ  effect's transition to high energy gas which in turn is compounding the problem.

DS has failed to find a solution for the time being and is looking for other disturbed souls to find solace. But there is some hope for DS though, as some आँ's have identified that DS is very good for heat discard and after all the gas energy usage, the leftover and undesired heat can be dissipated through DS. After all God was at least second class आँ when he designed DS and thankfully left him with some sinks.

 May we all wish DS good luck. Please hold your farts at least once in order to pledge support to DS. That one alone might provide the precious breathing space.

Constant ...

आत्मा 's joy is very short lived. Just when he learnt how to live a life and make use of all the gas and आँ around, here came the shocker. Seems all the आँ, आत्मा was relying on have gone through the different distribution system and each one has found a bigger source of energy. And आत्मा 's infrastructure is still not well developed to latch onto that.  Keeping the stake he had obtained with continues brilliant service to आँ's, आत्मा has been provided the other source of energy. Unfortunate thing is that interface is not compatible. Though आत्मा still has access to all the previous आँ's supply but its like using up the reserve resources. आत्मा is faced with a complex problem. It has becomes a question of survival and as आत्मा is a green soul. It has becomes a question of Earth's security. If आत्मा doesn't explode the infrastructure and hooks onto the right आँ, there will be a catastrophe.  आत्मा calls up for an immediate critical meeting with all the prospective आत्मा's relying on his आँ. आत्मा describes in detail the predicament Earth has to go through and all the glaciers which may melt and typhoons and twisters and cyclones and floods and famine which is to follow.  आत्मा is learnt to be in touch with all the green souls around to find that how this kind of problem may be tackled! ... आत्मा is very pleased to know that all the souls relying on his आँ are at least with him and understand the disaster Earth will encounter. There has been a long meeting around ...

More than a week has passed since the last word and again there is a meeting called. आत्मा has announced to the world that nothing to worry, the disaster has been averted as a great solution has been devised. The brilliant mind of आत्मा thought for a week and came up with an obvious solution. आत्मा decided to use his tongue  The previous interface was not compatible, but seems this interface works even better. Just that there is a trick involved in the usage. No more talking and now onwards आत्मा has decided to lick each one of आँ's to absorb all the energy and hence averting the Earthly disaster.

Let we all thank आत्मा to have saved us all with a brilliant indigenous and quick solution. Long live the आत्मा  

Corporate success ...

A poor outspoken आत्मा  in a corporate, in spite of working hard for years couldn't make out the great cuts and difference. आत्मा  always had good taste and sense of smell and found difficult to absorb the gas. One fine day going
through the recent ho halla of global warning, the poor आत्मा  learnt that world is so complex and abundant of gas, essential part of the all the matter in universe is Gas, the gas actually is the problem for all the warming for Earth also. The greenhouse gases released in the environment contribute in a big ways. Though majority of the gases are released by the mankind's machines. Yet mankind finds hard to control the usage. आत्मा was surprised to find that mankind even went on blaming the cows and buffaloes for belching and releasing the lots of gas in the air causing more of warming. A further surprise struck when आत्मा learnt that on an average a human being releases a 3 liters of gas daily and population of around 7 billion causes so much of gas release in the air. The worst part that its not accounted et all! ... आत्मा eventually decided to get rid of his sense of smell and make use of the gas available around, after learning that all this gas can be burnt and used for producing the energy which otherwise would be produced from the other sources and will cause further warming.

So now आत्मा doesn't mind taking the gas from any of the Producers around. आत्मा learnt that higher the producer , more the gas. आत्मा decided to hook up to one for more supply. And with time, things went out so well, that taking gas from everyone, आत्मा became so light that suddenly there was a difference. आत्मा was lauded for his great work and given incentives. आत्मा learnt that when he has the gas to release, its more like a pleasure only thing is that it should be contained well and released only where it matters. The gases from upper echelon should be always collected and made good use of. This allowed आत्मा to grow further. He got promoted.

Today आत्मा is a happy person. आत्मा earns decent and travels on a special vehicle designed to make use of the gases he generates and collects. And as he holds the more of gases, he is lighter and continues to fly high. आत्मा uses lots of energy wasted in the heated arguments otherwise to warm his food. Best part of आत्मा's learning/usage  is that now he keeps his gas stored and confined and as it doesn't spread, there is no need to spray the freshener and this helps in saving energy for producing that.

Today आत्मा is a happy soul. A clean green and mean. A perfact corporate arse. Let we all hail the आत्मा.

A one charactor joke ....

I know a man, who is normal, simple yet strange. A peculiar habit of liking something in abundance gets him the strange tag. His style of extracting the pleasure out of a sadistic equation and self amusing himself is unparalleled.

This man is a fan of wildlife and loves admiring  animal sightings. The most famous being the sighting of a bear (भालू). Narrating the episode he exposed his taste and boy what a funny smile he wore!.  He saw a bear  (भालू) climbing the tree and it was half hidden in the tree. What this man saw was enough from down under to bring a value to the money he spent so far on safari. Though he would have loved watching the elephant's too but unfortunately they don't climb trees depriving him of invaluable sighting. Either way ... something is better than nothing ;) (भागते चोर  की लंगोट भली).  Isn't it ?

But thats not a joke  I talked about ;) ... joke followed further. It was casually asked to cheer up the group that... that  man happened to be on safari and saw something ... guess what would it be ?

An another innocent man not respecting the safari friends taste,  answered गेंडा and suddenly there was a joke!! ... with minor correction that its aint

एं  rather  आँ,  rest is all fine.

An obvious joke though is not an easy one to understand. But seems everyone got it after a few explanations.

And once thats done ... to crack a joke .. one need only say ...  आन

Corporate rise !!! ...

Most of the folks working for long time wonder that why its not them who get promoted than the other less deserving spirits! Though there're already a many theoretical explanations existing but nothing goes wrong if we make an another attempt ;-)  Lets try it differently and lets attempt to make a mathematical equation for the growth :

        Growth =   F( G(Talent, Hardwork, Pride));

No harm in starting with parameters, available instantly and making an instant sense;). Well, for a growth, there should exist an model ... a system. So lets try to define the properties and see if we make this a boundary condition problem :

• Need a system first ... so design and implementation
• If there is an implementation then need folks with Talent and hardwork
• Talented people are proud people and usually don't take bull shit.
• A system when done and requires no great challenge  can be  maintained  less mortals.
• A system when dead can not attract/retain a talented and proud people.
• A system usually is couple with other systems and one of them is always expanding all the time thus needing talented and hard working people.
  

So,  G is a function and lets take it directly proportionate to the all parameters.   More of them ;) .. more is the value. So growth finally boils down to :

Growth  =  F(G);

So main task remains to be defined now is the function F.  Before we define this function we need a few more boundary conditions :

• Talented people have got promoted
• Talented and hardworking folks attrition rate is high
• When system is new, more of talented and hard folks present
• When system is old the few of them exists
• Less mortals stick and with older systems are top people

So, though there may be a many possible combinations to compliment "F" but lets take an exponential equation to see if we argue in defense of it :

 F = exp ( -G * t)  where as  -- t -- is time.

Well, lets take the graph from wiki for exponential decay function and hope that this doesn't get into any copyright issues ;).

F is the value on Y axis and  -- t -- is on X.  Now looking at the different values of G keeping  -- t -- constant. The obvious observations :

To high a value of G brings the "F" close to zero as quickly as possible.

However, more the value of G is moderated for a lower number the higher is "F".

So now lets get down to basics. In short, when system is newly designed or being developed, the talented and hard working people get rewards as there wouldn't any otherwise. Once done and things settled, if they work too hard, the growth factor diminishes, ... because boundary condition suggests that talented and hard working ones don't stick and as they would anyway move out, the obvious question .. why should they get to next level and waste the budget and why shouldn't that be used for other less mortals  who would anyway stick around .  Though that on the connected events pushes the concerned talented guy out as humiliation is in direct conflict with the pride.

And why talented people can't stop being hardworking to bring G down ? ... because they're talented and if they do it, how would one know that where they belong ? and then what about the pride ?

So in short, I guess, there is no point in feeling bad about it. The equation is well defined and maths well
understood. Only thing  missing is finding the right system to work for than wasting the time on it and moving the "F" to real red area --- the Zero growth.

Corporate star to Super Nova burst !!! ...

Science has its own funny ways of explaining the origin of universe, All began with a bang!  Like  it begins for a poor obedient ambitious man who  fresh from the heights of assumption of great milestones which may not lie ahead enters a corporate world only to experience the shock of passing 66KV right through the bums! ...

Blast shatters dreams  and  blows fuse away. Life plays a practical joke but thats the start :-). World began with the bang and the highly concentrated, dense matter before explosion had to go through the instability of a kind to expand eventually creating  stars, planets, asteroids and galaxies. Formation of any object depended on the sheer luck factor which science defined as the probability,  Practical equivalent ? "being at the right place at the right time". One may wonder if that alone is enough! Did all stars form just by being surrounded by hell lot of gases ? ... a man in a corporate world, when enters, gets a lots of gas from surrounding but doesn't become a star !! .. rather gets choked. Wouldn't/Doesn't he ? who loves being pushed around by farts ? But then some do and eventually turn into the stars so their gotta be a link in the formation which science may have answered but this honest man missed.

Science discovered the Gravitation pull , Newton gave the equation so that dust and stuffs could be attracted towards and by grabbing the poor smaller unsuspecting stellar bodies,  particular bodies in the universe grew bigger eventually turning into the significant pieces. Luckly Newton was kind to others who probably couldn't make a difference or rather never understood the Universal law of gravitation (ULG) to draw solace in another law called Newton's third law : Every action has equal and opposite reaction(NTL), keeping things in balance. 

Smart ones  in practical world certainly use both the laws. They attract the smaller ones with ULG and justify NTL by pushing aside the competition. A smart move but is that governed by any law ? May be thermodynamics third law which suggests that Entropy of the universe is bound to increase. More chaos more entropy :-).

A pushed out body with time begins to realize the whole dynamics of nature's laws, discovered by the great men over the centuries. An old practical world's saying that time is a great healer sometimes helps and when the ability  to withstand being pushed and take the farts around develops ... there comes a transition to the beginning of a small star....

A small star, if  took the years of toiling to get to that level then certainly was bound with a wonderwall bond while formation. Disadvantage of missing missing covalent bond is dis integration / differentiation at any point of time. A star formation doesn't actually means the emergence of star ..it perhaps has something to do with the nature of forces yielding in formation, not because that it can shine well over the years, rather because it can then burn and help align with Newton's first principle of motion that everything continues to maintain doing the same unless acted upon by some external forces. Moreover as long as there is no external force the yield by burning out is well distributed to the planets and asteroids providing life, growth and prosperity.

On a separate note, a corporate star which took years of struggle is certainly no different than a donkey tied to the tree, continuing to believe that he has a purpose and remains there for ever not even realizing that even the rope after some time might have not been tied around.

All parasitic bodies around the star suck the energy out and the superficial idea of being the top man continues to float till one day no more fuel remains to burn. The parasitic bodies can no longer afford to grow. A difficult proposition. Advancement of science and corporate overcomes this simple hurdle by seeking new star. The old star, neglected and almost discarded begin to fade and may influence certain other parameters in the system and causes a massive growth and suddenly presence of star threatens system. Star becomes dangerous to be left around. In real world star becomes a NOVA and dies with big explosion and probably takes away a few of the influenced ones along. The smarter stellar bodies move out of the gravitation pull in search of other source to suck the life out of it.

In corporate culture, Star is dangerous too. But there is a simple solution in place to get rid of it ....

Star is fired with all the parameters which it could influence ... word is announced that there was a NOVA burst. But there is nothing to worry, all action to ensure that suckers will be fine have been taken. There is a new star in the making available for sucking the energy right out of it.

Corporate constipation diagnosis

Many think that constipation is a term well understood only by the constipated souls! Though I tend to disagree, but find it hard to convince people. The very fact that in corporate world, non believers just happened to be shitting around everywhere makes it difficult leaving no chance to argue against either!

So when I say that the obvious question one must ask is why ?

Before we dwell there lets find out that what actually is the constipated look ?

Well learned ones say that faces people make when they struggle to pass on the shit smoothly, qualifies for the one. The interesting fact is that many of them eat the same crap as other shit happy people but still struggle easy shit distribution! ... boy !!! thats one sensitive matter of pure healthy shit.

Many of the corporate guys beaming with the shit load of knowledge, the real one which really matters struggle on a daily basis. Whenever there is a time to pass on the load, the competition makes it so difficult in spite of having a bowl full of pure quality shit. Damn! competition with the crazy souls full of shit the real shit ... may I say bullshit ?

So now one may really wonder that what makes the bull shit win over the pure quality shit ? Is it the weight that it comes with ? The one which bloody corporate arse develops with years of shitting around ? Interesting! would that really be enough ? ... If yes, then why is there an issue of constipation at first place ? ... May we need a little more digging  ?... right into the shit hole for a look ... a peep in the poop !! ..

Seems, lies forward or rather deeper is the different sizes of holes .. I mean shit holes ;) ... and each gotta seem like connected in a graph where somewhere someone holds the *holes* and somewhere someone shits around. So important fact seems like the connection ... gotcha ?

Didn't you ? ... If you wanna be rid of the corporate constipation then first you gotta connect ...by that I mean .. search for a hole which shits a lots and expects you to hold.... man!! you gotta grab the opportunity of course the golden one .. just like the shit shade ... and see .. once you gotta ... the connection .. you gotta the Pennsylvania of constipation ... go a little deeper and one more observation ... if one shits more and it stinks .. man connection alone doesn't help ... seems like a pact ... a great loop ... saying you know what ? ....

Buddy, I grab your ass ...you grab mine ... and lets keep the shit stinking and flowing. A perfact medicine of constipation .........

So buddy!! .. you got corporate constipation problem ... ?  Don't bother ... Go find an arse and grab it with both hands ... trust me ... it will give a great look on your face and pocket ;) ....

And of course it won't be the constipated one.

RTI - Right to information act

Government of India under the governance of UPA brought in a right to the common man for knowing that what information is. The main advantage of this was said to be the ease of information or for sure a surety that you would get to know of something. This rule is handy in some cases like when I was a kid and wrote the board exams for CBSE for 10th standard and results which were not so good were printed on a chart and pasted on the school's wall and subsequently the ill fated students who were present in plenty took solace in turning that lengthy and only piece to pieces for a share of of one or two each. Poor souls like me who were just under 5'4'' tall frame just managed to be a part of mute spectator with pounding hearts hoping there would a piece left which might give a little indication of the destiny which awaited next. Unfortuantly that was not the case and in absence of any official that day and reluctance in the days to follow the result was not known for days before came a time when there was a last day to apply for the second exam which might have given me access to next standard. Needless to say that in this gap of few weeks I had to go for the umpteen numbers of nagging and accusation of withholding the information under a benifit of doubt that I had failed miserably!!

In today's time of internet and mobile boom the situation probably may not be well understood by this generations. But imagine that if there was an RTI there at that time, then perhaps I would have known my fate earlier and spared myself of all the trouble.

Of course looking at the advantage of this kind the RTI is a really laudable tool in the hand of common man to look up for. But the catchy part is that how many really are aware of the process and how much efforts worth should it be ? Should a common man's quest take weeks of running around like earlier time. And what about the other common men who are really common and are happy with the way system works if they're to make any efforts to improve it and unhappy otherwise ? .. Do they not deserve to have it ? In short why a complex procedure of finding out that to get an information where to apply and when and which format ?

Why can't all the information simply be put in the form of pages/docs/pictures on internet and left for the common people as FYI than made available by means of RTI ?

Another important point to crib about this is the fact that RTI in its current form though enables the informations access in a clumsy way though but still is a teeth less tool there is nothing one can do in spite of knowing the wrong doings.

Lets hope that someone who holds the power to made a change (Official) notice and improve the cause.