Suggestions !!

Total frankness and cultural transparency which this corporate projected made DS a frank man. A frank Idiot to be precise! The fact that corporate ethics and gold polished brass are not much different. DS refused to understand!

अरे यार under the carpet of ethics tried in vain to rein in DS. DS was offered help to not ask people directly that why go on shitting everywhere. Rather अरे यार suggested to ask that why there was Shit  ? Idea was to not find the source of stink. Poor DS! ...People were always noisy shit generator. They clubbed shit and noise and blamed DS of being rude.

Eventually DS asked अरे यार, this corporate boasts of this culture. Whats wrong in calling a shitty man a shitty man ?

अरे यार, of course took offence! ... After all he didn't want more clarity to his character ... at least !!

One bad day ...someone had a great day and DS was shit sprayed everywhere.  Worst ? They clicked snaps and pasted everywhere. अरे यार was approached and asked. Do I have a right to ask that who is shitting now ? I'm watching said अरे यार. And how does that get me rid of worms, asked DS ? अरे यार, consoled and offered a shower. DS learnt later, Upper arses learnt that as DS's own shit spray cleanup. अरे यार managed to get shit mile even here.  However अरे यार had ensured DS that shit would be taken care of. The source would be clamped harder and intake reduced to avoid excreta. DS, though always found the excreta from same source everywhere which अरे यार never observed. Worst ? He always ate in the same plate.

DS learnt later that many delicacies in certain states of country appear strikingly similar and अरे यार respected and fancied exotic  recipes.  Probably the very reason that why DS even got suggestions to not question the shit.