In breakout area lies newspaper which DS begins to read to take a break before his back breaks down.
Comes the Hyena and asks, No work ? Who he was to answer to, thought DS for a split of a second and replied ... No Work ... , not even in the wildest of day dreams which DS had plenty, realized that Hyena had enough Pee now to mark his territory. The place when DS returned was stinking of unique disgust. The shadow had already been cast. When going goes tough it goes tough, .... DS found apart from the disgust around, there was filthy paper rotting on his desk. Screaming of the fine in thousands DS had to pay because of a smelly farting crocked arse which decided to impose restriction on lesser mortals by mandating to file a petition for approval to release the farts. In absence of protocol breach the mortals had to suffer and the rotting testimony on desk spoke volumes of farts DS, inadvertently and stupidly indulged in work continued to pass. Building pressure and rotten letter pushed gas to brink and DS farted loud and clearer and Hyena, who happened to be lifting his leg around on a nearby junk, smelt. Hyena realized, there was an inflow of volumes of Pee and he could afford a few more hind leg lifts.
DS was immediately called to Gas breach management authority office. Absence of petition as right to fart on DS side gave magnitude of confidence to officer to close the office air tight. Poor DS unaware of officer's petition status had to choke in the stinky hostile management before getting the dose of spreading non approved negative energy in surrounding.
By the time DS eventually got pushed out by building pressure pre-approved by officers commission, Hyena had spent most of positive energy by lifting leg everywhere and system was abound with disgust everywhere. All the farting arses praised Hyena for his positive commitment and continuous involvement to make system more disgusting. Moreover Hyena was rewarded for his efforts by forcing DS to get into his territory so his farts could be monitored. The first move, as expected Hyena made was to show his canines to shit scare DS which possibly could trigger a fart. But then some tactics don't work, there exists other mechanism to get the fart out which Hyena by peeing everywhere and smelling all arses right to the closeness of bottom, learnt. Hyena created all conducive elements around which generated gas at massive scale and eventually caught DS unaware a day and squeezed the stomach out. Constrained DS had no option than to Fart and falling on the brackets of uncertainty the Hyena trapped all gas. A major victory and great evidence to break DS down completely.
This spreading of Gas brought havoc on DS part and there was a mapping created for all the negative energy spent in the system to unique entity ... the DS.
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