Corporate Ethics ...

A very intriguing concept called ethics is something DS always wondered. Lets say, Its difficult to explain. DS came across many people who looked at the tumbler with half liquid in it and said that it was half empty or half full. The experts opinion of pessimistic or optimistic angle to each thought, explained the set of people. But then there are some people who heard of these opinions and always said that it was open to interpretation. DS always felt that Ethics was something a problem of this kind.

When DS joined the corporate team, the corporate decided to conduct the ethical training classes. A lots  of stuffs were discussed. Things like someone having a famous picture of Merlin Moonro  with skirt flying all over the place is crossing the ethical boundaries. Discussions, of course were worth, not taking part in .... Nonetheless there were two important useless folks who were the tutors and one of them was HR lady and other one from the department which was supposed to work ! ..I said supposed!

Time passed and one day DS woke up to screeching howling of fire alarm. And then,  the tutor came running amok wearing a royal arse look and stinking body and vocal language, Intentions ...  strip search anyone and everyone to make sure that one who made him walk two stories up and down and burn some dumb founded fat on his arse because of lighting a match stick, which of course caused the fire alarm. The royal Arse confidence spoke volumes of certainty that it was a fagging hole who caused the alarm than a mal functioning of sensors. 

Man adored the attitude, fully prepared to bug each fagging hole carrying match stick with all the cigarette butts they even disposed in their lifetime.

The whole manner of his representations, oozed volumes of ethics which DS didn't understand. Ironically DS felt it was okay to have woken him up as it was ethical to keep the employee awake and give opportunity to move out at employer's cost. But then DS was not an official smart arse.

After a while, again DS went to US&A and there was other  tutor and a man who was to get a certificate of appreciation for work he didn't do and I'm confident that would have never done either. But focus of this article is  two famous useless tutors. Well, tutor asked him if he could come over to her apartment that evening and collect the certificate and man agreed. I don't know if he felt like partying ;)  But as an ideal informer he went ahead and updated his boss about the development and he was in for a surprise. ... His party runied!!

Boss told him to not go. This lady was famous for filling sexual harassment cases against her boss as opportunity for  her to move further up in hierarchy dwindled down as boss decided to move around with other women in team who looked better than her. Boy!! ... not once .. twice and Corporate not having any proof of any accusation and given the sensitive nature of issue had no other option than ask her boss to go. The very fact that if this lady had also been asked to leave then it would have ballooned in to a bigger problem. 

Brighter side, DS is content with his participation in that training. Never mind if DS didn't learn anything from that paid hours eventful useless opinions,  It was worth listening to the art of knowing ethics and of course using them.