Sunday, November 22, 2009

Major dent

अरे यार as a responsible arse reminded DS of the roles and responsibilities which DS displayed on and off. It even included poking everyone's nose in public. A rude proposition, bad enough to annoy anyone. But DS was as helpless as other victims. DS looked around and found that New Castle concentrated a lot on one particular baby. DS's responsibility involved making sure that grooming of baby is great. So there was an obvious interest to contribute. But then babies come with a lots of Shit and thats exactly what DS failed to foresee. Grooming the baby, initially is all play with shit and pee and these lead to getting hands dirty.  And unless one knows how to clean hands and keep them that way, the proposition of volunteering is a freak idea. Remind of Freak and here the devil was ... Blue Freak owned the responsibility of managing baby. He had an army of servants to do that. One of them happened to be hired by DS himself as per the lucky interview which this man passed. His name was Vijender Pal Singh (VPS)

DS, soon enough realized that to clean the shit, this team only sprayed water. The shit looked cleanly wiped but hygiene around was dirtier than ever. Moreover with each guy handling it differently the baby was getting all shit splashed, causing more damage. DS decided to contribute to hygiene and began watching strokes to clear the shit.  But these activities don't go unnoticed and Freak realized that his army has more work to do than ever. Topping the fact that an army of obese arses can't march at a pace suited to pass the commando tests, it added more fuel to fire.  DS made all attempts to himself offer the strokes which were required to clearly drain the shit out of baby.

VPS was an active soldier among the army freak built. He fired left and right on all shoulders and attributed all the mis hits to movement of shoulders. On many a occasions when DS brought the hits and mis-hits to his notice, he even went on the complain about the target itself moving. And then everything went loose and this man complained to Freak that DS being accusing him of being an Idiot in official forums. An opportunity Freak waited so desperately that he  instantly brought to the notice of अरे यार and other senior managers. DS was criticized for his team demoralizing spirit and was called for a 1:1 with अरे यार. अरे यार spoke in length for half an hour and scolded DS, reminded him of the shame and management overhead he had to go to safeguard DS. Appeared that world had gone to Dogs and अरे यार was somehow reining them all.

DS, asked an honest and genuine question :

I have never used the word Idiot, I rather prefer calling one Stupid than Idiot though Idiot sound better but I actually never thought of that. Would you mind showing me that official evidence here ?

अरे यार for the first time in whole episode realized the law system works on innocent till proven guilty and not on guilty unless proven otherwise. Sudden awakening of the missing idea to have witnessed the evidence caught अरे यार off guard. And when अरे यार went point blank, DS loosing his patience shouted, Can you show me the evidence ? The polite tone had disappeared.

अरे यार immediately called Blue freak and asked to send the witness. Freak was taken back as well, no one actually bothered to even cross check that if there was an evidence like that!! ... Freak was so mad with happiness that he forgot the basic principle of securing supporting documents before filling petition. And now there was a summon but no documents. Freak asked for the cycles on clock which अरे यार was forced to provide, but then DS sat there bursting all crackers.

अरे यार somehow managed to evade the topic, promising to take Blue freak to task. अरे यार though never did anything to clarify to the upper management as that would violate the "you watch my arse and I watch yours".
The opinion among management remained that DS had caused enough havoc on team and was even further worsened and VPS got another Job and cried his heart out against DS.

The last part was something, took years before DS learnt of the dents his image had suffered. And the causality DS was struck  as selfish अरे यार decided to keep his arse in harmony with others than clarify the matter.

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