Incompetence rewards ...

When DS shifted jungles, there were colleagues and Blue freak happened to be one. It was a different fact that Blue freak had quality of becoming one screwed up आँ . The man in charge never took assessment of disaster which was to follow. DS one day was surprised to find that man responsible for winning many a wars in the corporate world knew how to fire but didn't know how to load. And in case if weapon is loaded and not required to be used then how to unload it ! Nonetheless man was the top soldier and deserved a place in the top hierarchy. A thorn in  way of other soldiers who know how to treat the weapons. The feeling many had was like bursting the pistol back on their faces. An insult which one bird found difficult to absorb and flew away. The other competing आँ lost favor on the ground that it howls too much and attracted other predators. To safeguard the unsuspecting and susceptible members of pack this aspiring and rightly non deserving आँ required a farting exit.

Anyway, After discovering the loading drawback of Blue freak when DS found it funny  and shared as thats what jokes are meant for  ;).  Another man (RKV) was happy to discover that DS helped Blue freak with loading/Unloading of Gun as  RKV was to share the joke of  explaining that how to fire it. Unfortunately full incompetence still remained an enigma as no one claimed the credit for telling blue freak that there is a something called a gun which can be loaded, fired and if not fired then unloaded.

One fine day came a time that wounded party at other end accused Blue freak of firing shots at other without even realizing the meaning of it and taking away of credit as they couldn't shoot. An urgent gathering of pack was called up.  Blue freak displayed the emotional part of his side which he and as a matter of fact no one else believed in. But everyone was convinced that everyone else was convinced with each individual's acting success. One (KR) even went on to suggest that right from the bottom of his heart he believed in Blue freak.  Blue freak was happy that he didn't use his brain and managed with heart. The bottom of his heart was better than bottom of his brain. You know .. only stuffs with substance lie on the bottom.

The whole episode of Blue freak was observed by senior observers. And they quickly figured out that blue freak is very good at aiming. He has the support .. right from the bottom of some member's hearts and eventually its the Bottom which Blue freak targeting .... he deserved a lot and so ...

His incompetence was rewarded and since that day he was an आँ and DS was to report to him officially.