Suggestions !!

Total frankness and cultural transparency which this corporate projected made DS a frank man. A frank Idiot to be precise! The fact that corporate ethics and gold polished brass are not much different. DS refused to understand!

अरे यार under the carpet of ethics tried in vain to rein in DS. DS was offered help to not ask people directly that why go on shitting everywhere. Rather अरे यार suggested to ask that why there was Shit  ? Idea was to not find the source of stink. Poor DS! ...People were always noisy shit generator. They clubbed shit and noise and blamed DS of being rude.

Eventually DS asked अरे यार, this corporate boasts of this culture. Whats wrong in calling a shitty man a shitty man ?

अरे यार, of course took offence! ... After all he didn't want more clarity to his character ... at least !!

One bad day ...someone had a great day and DS was shit sprayed everywhere.  Worst ? They clicked snaps and pasted everywhere. अरे यार was approached and asked. Do I have a right to ask that who is shitting now ? I'm watching said अरे यार. And how does that get me rid of worms, asked DS ? अरे यार, consoled and offered a shower. DS learnt later, Upper arses learnt that as DS's own shit spray cleanup. अरे यार managed to get shit mile even here.  However अरे यार had ensured DS that shit would be taken care of. The source would be clamped harder and intake reduced to avoid excreta. DS, though always found the excreta from same source everywhere which अरे यार never observed. Worst ? He always ate in the same plate.

DS learnt later that many delicacies in certain states of country appear strikingly similar and अरे यार respected and fancied exotic  recipes.  Probably the very reason that why DS even got suggestions to not question the shit.

Funny Man!!

Never seen someone as bewildered as the funny aan loving Guy. As always, there sat a bunch of folks, finding target to pull. The all favorite, opens mouth to offer bait  but he got stiff competition. Comes another man, claiming to be his rival. Both recognize the challenge and each one is forced to strive hard to make fool of himself more than the other one. Never actually ever seen it so fierce before ;) ...

Often interesting deal is the comments from outside than the one made by funny guys. However this concept gets challenged more than often. A rare attempt and aan loving guy is all over everyone. Someone complements it with a phrase .. KLPD.

Everyone laughs except one! ... the aan loving guy. All favorite didn't hear. He asked again. No one asked why he laughed at first place! ... After all everyone knew that, he knew that there was a joke and he was meant to laugh! Anyway ... one courageous soul had managed to blurt out the words once !! ... But all favourite sat  distant and that requires political correctness. To make it correct DS said, he meant to say something which Unites the registration vehicle letters of Kerala and Ponduchery. Everyone laughed including the all favourite man .... excpet aan loving guy! Still bewildered man feels  strange. He is tensed.. not because
he didn't understand !! But because he smells a conspiracy as stinky as his beloved aan (I don't mean truly his)  by everyone around to laugh on something which doesn't sound like a joke and make him look puzzled. But then there is no one to even bother about that fact. Everyone's energy if focused on all favourite guy. A little talk and clouds all clear .. he did get the joke!! .. his laughs were legitimate but disclosure tensed him a bit
 as everyone learned that he laughed for another joke !!! ... Aan loving guy by now was dead sure of conspiracy ...

He asked what was the joke ?

Said DS, the all favorite man laughed for a different joke. Asked Aan loving .. what was that ? ... Said DS, remember the college days, When a bunch of folks would block a PC and stair at screen ? ... Thats what he laughed for. But we didn't mean that joke !!! ...Aan loving guy now not only dead sure but surely confirmed that everyone is targeting him. And then came a punch line from all favorite guy.

You do not know anything ?

Everyone laughed, of course except the Aan loving guy. DS asked All Favourite, why would you say that ? ... He asked whats wrong ? I see he doesn't know even a single thing. Everyone laughed, even Aan loving guy. A confirmation indeed. After all he sounds like an honest man.

Someone felt pitty and eventually explained all the jokes to Aan loving guy and all favorite man. Soon there were laughs all around.Both of them  were laughing triggering another laugh but than all remaining ones laughed then. What a difference different part of world's slangs can make !!

Downing of Blue Freak

New castle arrived with a bang. The blast unsettled each robustly founded power piece in the existing kingdom. Scraps scattering offered Freak a brilliant opportunity to sit on the mound of excess and build an empire. But then it requires an army well aligned which Freak massacred himself a long ago. Frustration was on the rise which quickly led to desperation. In absence of clearing mound of opportunity, came other scrap collectors and began a process of massive clean up. Each scrap removal brought down the elevation of mound which coincided with Freak's position.

New Castle could see clearly that other scavengers adapted better for the sparse opportunity they managed to win And Freak ? He just sat there and moved nothing, eventually there missed a huge contribution in building castle from Freak.

New castle not tolerating the incompetence and reluctance began mission possible which freak helped operate brilliantly. Castle astonished and shocked that what brought an amazing difference to dead army freak lead had an Idea struck like a sun light in dark allay to discover the secret.  Castle decided  to take a walk around and monitor the complete progress. Freak displayed enormous  brilliance in the execution and building foundation science but then catastrophe struck. Castle accidentally  broke a piece and was dumb founded when  broken piece made several appearances. Brilliant Castle quickly grasped the sheer street smartness of Freak and decided to not travel in circle anymore. Freak too quickly realized the expose and sensed the downhill where Castle guided him.

Castle aware of tight constraints allowed new man Sundar Chaliya to watch downhill's progress where  Freak  freaked. Insult imparted was blown all over and freak's realization that everyone else  had full view of  slope he  traveled, kick started

A race with time to find another place to squat before slope runs out of it length.

Freak show

Long ago an interesting character had joined the group along with DS. Character became an integral part of Freak's team. With little assistance from other folks, this character managed to start managing the job freak was supposed to do. Freak had numerous complains against the man but somehow everyone kept praising the man and freak was not paid attention. Man came to limelight when he helped resolved a major issue this organization went through. The echo of sound once created reverberated the entire organization over the years. 

This man traded openly for whole day in office, constructed his house on corporate hours and challenged everyone else and made life miserable for those who attempted to imitate him ... in short .. pretended to work. All at the expense of burning freak's heart. As a matter of concerns, freaks heart alone didn't burn and DS while providing free rides to freak, even smelt smoke and found pillion rider seat warm. A sure sign of Freaks smouldering arse.

Everyone acknowledged freak's concerns, but none could act !! .. its easier to fire a working arse as its always on hot seat than a smart non working cool arse. Man knew of this, and exploited the loophole. He made his arse more cooler and non working.

Came a time one day when some senior and reputed folks arrived in attempt to know of freak's amazing team. The man in charge with lots of weight behind his arse .. really ... asked Freak, that if they have issues for the problems in this area who would be the best person to ask ?

DS noticed a kind of glow never witnessed before in Freak's freakish eyes. The question which sounded so simple to anyone sitting there as ducks was something giving sorts of devilish energy and imagination to freak. After a brief pause, answered freak, You can discuss with RKV.

 RKV looked directly in Man's eyes who appeared heart broken. DS noticed every duck in the team either looked at Man or Freak. Freak, who drenched in the draconian  pleasure had the last laugh which visiting team didn't understand. Freak eventually had his show played out.

Major dent

अरे यार as a responsible arse reminded DS of the roles and responsibilities which DS displayed on and off. It even included poking everyone's nose in public. A rude proposition, bad enough to annoy anyone. But DS was as helpless as other victims. DS looked around and found that New Castle concentrated a lot on one particular baby. DS's responsibility involved making sure that grooming of baby is great. So there was an obvious interest to contribute. But then babies come with a lots of Shit and thats exactly what DS failed to foresee. Grooming the baby, initially is all play with shit and pee and these lead to getting hands dirty.  And unless one knows how to clean hands and keep them that way, the proposition of volunteering is a freak idea. Remind of Freak and here the devil was ... Blue Freak owned the responsibility of managing baby. He had an army of servants to do that. One of them happened to be hired by DS himself as per the lucky interview which this man passed. His name was Vijender Pal Singh (VPS)

DS, soon enough realized that to clean the shit, this team only sprayed water. The shit looked cleanly wiped but hygiene around was dirtier than ever. Moreover with each guy handling it differently the baby was getting all shit splashed, causing more damage. DS decided to contribute to hygiene and began watching strokes to clear the shit.  But these activities don't go unnoticed and Freak realized that his army has more work to do than ever. Topping the fact that an army of obese arses can't march at a pace suited to pass the commando tests, it added more fuel to fire.  DS made all attempts to himself offer the strokes which were required to clearly drain the shit out of baby.

VPS was an active soldier among the army freak built. He fired left and right on all shoulders and attributed all the mis hits to movement of shoulders. On many a occasions when DS brought the hits and mis-hits to his notice, he even went on the complain about the target itself moving. And then everything went loose and this man complained to Freak that DS being accusing him of being an Idiot in official forums. An opportunity Freak waited so desperately that he  instantly brought to the notice of अरे यार and other senior managers. DS was criticized for his team demoralizing spirit and was called for a 1:1 with अरे यार. अरे यार spoke in length for half an hour and scolded DS, reminded him of the shame and management overhead he had to go to safeguard DS. Appeared that world had gone to Dogs and अरे यार was somehow reining them all.

DS, asked an honest and genuine question :

I have never used the word Idiot, I rather prefer calling one Stupid than Idiot though Idiot sound better but I actually never thought of that. Would you mind showing me that official evidence here ?

अरे यार for the first time in whole episode realized the law system works on innocent till proven guilty and not on guilty unless proven otherwise. Sudden awakening of the missing idea to have witnessed the evidence caught अरे यार off guard. And when अरे यार went point blank, DS loosing his patience shouted, Can you show me the evidence ? The polite tone had disappeared.

अरे यार immediately called Blue freak and asked to send the witness. Freak was taken back as well, no one actually bothered to even cross check that if there was an evidence like that!! ... Freak was so mad with happiness that he forgot the basic principle of securing supporting documents before filling petition. And now there was a summon but no documents. Freak asked for the cycles on clock which अरे यार was forced to provide, but then DS sat there bursting all crackers.

अरे यार somehow managed to evade the topic, promising to take Blue freak to task. अरे यार though never did anything to clarify to the upper management as that would violate the "you watch my arse and I watch yours".
The opinion among management remained that DS had caused enough havoc on team and was even further worsened and VPS got another Job and cried his heart out against DS.

The last part was something, took years before DS learnt of the dents his image had suffered. And the causality DS was struck  as selfish अरे यार decided to keep his arse in harmony with others than clarify the matter.

Arey Yaar's first Fart!!!

Before Top boss left, he elevated अरे यार to manager's position. Grabbing an opertunity, अरे यार aligned quickly with New Castle. New Castle was wading ahead rapidly to a new target all together. To expedite covering mileage, Castle looked for boosters and thats where अरे यार jumped in to work.

DS and a Tiger in team, felt that Eco system was already polluted and booster was an overdose and went for the most illogical observation and attempt to thwart the booster. अरे यार saw the hint of attempt to an already lost war. An old saying  अगर घी सीधी ऊँगली से ना निकले तो ऊँगली टेडी करो, is exactly what अरे यार recollected.

There was an initial attempt to make logical sense from अरे यार, but he was dealing with DS and Tiger. DS and Tiger were shut to most important logic of a Chess game which often mandates initial sacrifices to overcome the bigger challenges later. The most important logical error eventually restricting their playing capabilities to take game to end stage and win.  अरे यार was a seasoned player coming from the oblivion. Lacking credibility, अरे यार found himself handicapped in handling the situation. He'd skills and knew sacrificing power pieces in attempt to push game to further stage. Even a minor error in later game offered an opportunity in ever changing landscape.

अरे यार bent his finger a big by arching himself on a chair and lifting his bum up, he revolved the chair and farted big and louder. The stink reminded everyone that who was the Boss. DS and Tiger were left with no option than to inhale the Doze.  Already polluted system was more polluted now, But with that Fart alone अरे यार had taken the major lead ahead, simultaneously pushing DS and Tiger out.

Freak vs DS

Highway project and fast lane movement earned DS certain miles which Blue freak lost as calculation went array. Blue freak's boss was aware of the facts and played fair and square and awarded due credit to DS. When a hollow object is bettered it makes lots of noise. Blue freak was no different. The good part of noise though is the encrypted nature which allows it to remain noise. Freak lacked the ability to decode that part. The first client freak, exposed his noise, which sounded more like an open signal was Ra Ra. Ra Ra was good friend to DS and duly communicated the battering part. Only that it sounded more like a broken car being towed away to finish line and as it does complete the marathon, it gets a free upgrade.

An insult pushed maximum to  unbearable limit. DS immediately went up the ladder and informed Top boss of towing part. Blue freak was recalled, Freak was shocked that, DS who was about to be fired by dragon three years ago managed to get favors over stupid a loyal arse!!! ...  Freak, fresh from the battering made more noise and Ra Ra was the recipient again. The Noise was unbearable and Ra Ra's decibel level ran out. In short, deduced judgment was DS betrayal to have reached upper Boss.  DS never exposed the source but in a unique client and server model if server sees issue than client is obvious. Ra Ra decided to call it a day on DS chapter. For DS, Ra Ra chapter was over and so many others who heard of the narration.

Freak called DS and asked that why stairs climb lead to a steps jump ? In short why DS got his arse kicked ? .... DS was unable to push the truth that men who understand logic do not make widespread logical error. Moreover man exploding with anger sees only enemies and DS had no skills to block his vision or fart cool.

Showdown enough to convince Top boss, that days of Blue freak and DS working together were more or less over and stinky environment required a fresh change.

Interviews !! ..

DS had unique image of conducting tough interviews. In case of any doubt, DS always played a crucial and Key role in helping management with identifying and isolating the talent. DS had his own ways of assessing the candidate. He never believed in the policies of proving that he knew more than the candidate. Approach was always to find that if candidate knows what he/she claims to have worked and if he/she can analyze that what was wrong or great about the project. Needless to say that not too many folks could pass through.

Funny part of interviews is the feedback which is binary yet not in some cases. A particular case when DS compared two candidates to bring out the relativity for management to chose the right one, a senior arse got offended. DS was warned that comparison is not what expected of interviewers. However a week later the same arse asked for comparison of two candidates which bewildered DS. Seems first rejected guy was his relative which he was trying to force and claim the company referral bonus as well at the same time.

Same senior arse again got offended when one day he passed a guy for telephonic interview and then failed him on face to face. DS was second to confirm the obvious. Candidate was quick to create a scene accusing senior arse of insulting by forcing interviews in fields he never worked. An ethical injustice was delivered to him. Poor DS, simply disappeared from the scene before someone fixed his face as the responsible arse.

Taking interview is very stressful and in some cases can get career threating as well. At one point of time in a panel of two DS had a strange extrovert candidate who repeatedly asked for ash kar. Important fact that candidate belonged to the same region as ash kar and kind which ash kar liked. Business as usual   DS went ahead and quickly figured out that it was not to go beyond a level. Candidate eventually got furious and was difficult to dismiss off. The body language of candidate was enough to suggest that if DS had been alone in that interview then certainly he would have been accused of sexual harassment by that candidate. ash kar loved being the ladies man and probably allowed the first round by mere visuals than by any rationals.

One day, two members from the testing side consulted DS and asked for his opinions on joining the coding side. DS was a reputed man for the interviews and they wanted their evaluation which DS was not willing to do. On pretext of lets mock it ....DS was forced ... nonetheless ... DS found that one was good and other was not. When time came and arse asked for the opinions of DS in those two cases. DS recommended one which passed with flying colors and not the other. As expected arse decided to go against DS  and took both.

DS was in for a surprise. The one he recommended failed miserably and one he was reluctant emerged a top performer. All a while DS missed out on a fact that stuffs people do in corporate is not rocket science. They don't need Newtons or Einstein. A mediocre guy access to Google is enough to get the material from place and paste against his name. The arses look up for the material and name. There is  never a research or reason to find the veracity. The congress that man who farts louder and stinkier is the best arse goes amazingly well without analyzing that whose gas he released.

DS rues the possible careers, he eventually ended up screwing by mere logical reasoning. The fundamental fact of corporate survival and success was under looked and academic scales honored.  

Today, DS realizes that interviews are mere puzzles and whole depends on the luck. A candidate who fails is probably unlucky, certainly good for place where he works today. A passing candidate is probably good but certainly Lucky.


 

Imbalance

DS after a while when moved from trail to highway, switched gears and began the journey in fast track. Blue freak was happy to see other cars which were left behind. Till came a day when other guy came and asked the miles DS had covered. To blue freak's surprise this man took the miles and added to his and claimed the journey traveled in fast track. Blue freak went hyper as miles is what he cared and suddenly that was out of his credits.

He blamed DS of revealing the miles covered and eventually depriving him of credit. On pretext of safe guarding DS' interests, Blue freak forced him to fire a couple of shot here and there which eventually created an imbalance in the system. Moreover, in a race to prize between two warring Bosses. When DS refused to provide the support which Hyena volunteered,  Blue freak went totally out of favor and both events together drove him to dead end. Only option left with him was to break the wall and cross over. Blue freak started building a platform to demolish the wall and he needed tools to support his quest.

An imbalanced system can be easily broken down if usage starts for negative test cases. Blue freak began the process and DS was interrupted more than often. Hyena behaved like a pet Top Dog with Other warring Bosses and perfact Hyena with DS and team. Motive was as simple as creating as much instability as possible. An important part of a reliably built system is the signals before it crumbles and thats what Blue freak pointed to other Boss to bring his attention to golden opportunity. An already wounded DS was rubbed with salt and pepper and freaked out.  Freak, reminded DS of the treatment pelted out to him for his commitment to not support irrationals. When Iron was hot he even forced DS to strike and pull the ball in his court when Game was almost over. Poor DS unaware of all the dynamics succumbed to cheapness, freak reminded as his commitment to excellence .  Soon, enough things settles somehow ....  Everything went smooth.

And then came a time when the Top Boss came calling home. There were meetings and meetings. Everyone had a glimpse of the scenario and taste of water to flow. And then came a new guy in the town. Freak got awarded for his excellent support to other Boss. For the existing Boss was a new headache to report to new guy and suddenly all the privileges were gone. There was a remarkable transition from a king to a mere advisor.  Boss, realized that  spring is over and autumn began and before his leaf is made to fall down he better finds another tree. He Quit. The emotional Speech he gave was very touching and it clearly stated his reasons to quite after having built a strong empire around which began the benchmark for remaining groups in whole of this particular corporate.

And then before a day he could quit. He asked DS if he could have a chat with him for a few minutes which DS agreed. There were revelations which changed the unique map DS had built before the meeting. Amount of data, like Top boss asking to get rid of everyone and pack new members to solve the problem and teach each warring arse a lesson. The most important of them was the recollection of events from Freak which he consulted with him and asked to get rid of DS as Blue freak couldn't find a way to manage him. The event which Freak triggered as he advised DS to do them were exactly the ones which he used against him and his Boss. Image the situation of DS when he realized that what a Pawn he had been in the dirtiest game of "whoever plays dirty gets the reward".

Before Boss quit, he moved DS to अरे यार to save the pain he might have to go later. Soon enough new guy (New Castle) cleaned up all the erring आँ and Blue freak was made to go out as well. And then began a new chapter.
DS was reporting now to अरे यार.

Begining of negative energy

In breakout area lies newspaper which DS begins to read to take a break before his back breaks down.
Comes the Hyena and asks, No work ? Who he was to answer to, thought DS for a split of a second and replied  ... No Work ... , not even in the wildest of day dreams which DS had plenty, realized that Hyena had enough Pee now to mark his territory. The place when DS returned was stinking of unique disgust. The shadow had already been cast. When going goes tough it goes tough, .... DS found apart from the disgust around, there was filthy paper rotting on his desk. Screaming of the fine in thousands DS had to pay because of a smelly farting crocked arse which decided to impose restriction on lesser mortals by mandating to file a petition for approval to release the farts. In absence of protocol breach the mortals had to suffer and the rotting testimony on desk spoke volumes of  farts DS, inadvertently and stupidly indulged  in work continued to pass. Building pressure and rotten letter pushed gas to brink and DS farted loud and clearer and Hyena, who happened to be lifting his leg around on a nearby junk, smelt. Hyena realized, there was an inflow of volumes of Pee and he could afford a few more hind leg lifts.

DS was immediately called to Gas breach management authority office. Absence of petition as right to fart on DS side gave magnitude of confidence to officer to close the office air tight. Poor DS unaware of officer's petition status had to choke in the stinky hostile management before getting the dose of spreading non approved negative energy in surrounding.

By the time DS eventually got pushed out by building pressure pre-approved by officers commission, Hyena had spent most of positive energy by lifting leg everywhere and system was abound with disgust everywhere. All the farting arses praised Hyena for his positive commitment and continuous involvement to make  system more disgusting. Moreover Hyena was rewarded for his efforts by forcing DS to get into his territory so his farts could be monitored. The first move, as expected Hyena made was to show his canines to shit scare DS which possibly could trigger a fart. But then some tactics don't work, there exists other mechanism to get the fart out which Hyena by peeing everywhere and smelling all arses right to the closeness of bottom, learnt.  Hyena created all conducive elements around which generated gas at massive scale and eventually caught DS unaware a day and squeezed the stomach out. Constrained DS had no option than to Fart and falling on the brackets of uncertainty the Hyena trapped all gas. A major victory and great evidence to break DS down completely.

This spreading of Gas brought havoc on DS part and there was a mapping created for all the negative energy spent in the system to unique entity ... the DS.

Stability !!!

In a discussion a senior arse expects that idea proposed as per his understanding is the best  ever thought. Problem comes when there are others who think that arse is straight out of a bird nest and hasn't seen the world. But then does that really matter ? ... The fact that its actually not a birds nest  but a well (कुआँ) with stagnant water is something takes time for others to smell out.

The fact that Frogs in a Well (कुआँ) can think of nothing more than a well's boundary is even more dangerous. Problem begins when the level of water in Well begins to rise and reaches the brim. The whole possibility of merging with water outside with wide scope and abundant unseen can bring the shit out of Frogs. It exposes frogs to something they never encountered before.  Frogs are left with two options

• Move out to a new begining
• Stay there and defend the territory

Moving out for a fresh beginning demands the knowledge or an edge over the other species in Eco system which could be camouflage  or stamina  to outsmart the predator or be a successful one. Lucky spot may compensate for those factors but still survival depends a whole lot on observing and grasping attitude to adept to new surrounding. The fist step if turns positive and frog survives, then chances of producing the offspring with more mature and smart species improve. There is a whole remarkable change ahead waiting. In absence of lacking any of qualities and not finding the conducive environment to survive, a frog is bound to die and probably is left with a choice to get back to the surroundings he acclimatized and perfected well. 

On the other hand, frogs who decide to be at the well are left with another proposition to ward off the incoming challenge. They're not left with no other option than defend the territory. The arrival of new species in the well, though quite possibly might lead to improvement and more healthy and bigger balanced eco system. But that may come with a risk of loosing the foothold in the system as top dog. The dwindling probability for survival and retaining top positions need improvement and then comes a possibility of finding safety in numbers. The whole concept of back pressuring the eco systems is to break its balance which eventually resulting in tilting towards the heavy proposition which lies in numbers. 

A corporate arse which began a journey with a set of boundary conditions and never challenged itself  to taste the other waters understand the philosophy of two propositions very well. The problem of rising water in well or the spreading water from outside to bring level to ground zero is mostly perceived with the same challenge and survival of new species, forced in to well depends on obtaining numbers first. 

In absence of numbers, Arses unite and pose the challenge difficult to be encountered. Arrived species, once in the well and not left with any choice by receding water are destined to suffocate to slow death with all the gas produced by farting united arses.

Bird's eye

In Mahabharata myths one finds Drona asking Arjun that what he sees when asked to shoot a target. Target was a bird parched on a branch on a tree part of densed forest. Arjun replied, The eye of the Bird as that was the target. Legend goes in its ways!! .. Arjun was praised for the focus he had.

Legend has not changed since that day and is being repeated many a times on various occasions. Probably the aerodynamics of shooting an arrow and the curvature it follows based on the wind speed and pressure variations apart from other branches swinging in and out blocking or opening the target were too minor and well understood to be mentioned. The ironically part of the whole myth is the reference to neglected science at that juncture. Worst part followed repeatedly with ages. The bunch of jokers, in an attempt to be Drona, just bothered to point to the eye of the bird and gave no preference to the important associated dynamics. Well, thats no rocket science to know that disciples failed one by one and it was likely to dismiss them as incompetent bunch of fools.

With clock's tick, the mode of nailing target changes. In civilized world, most wars are fought on sports ground. Battlefield changes and now the soldiers need to learn the different tricks. Sachin Tendulkar, is no unknown name in the cricket playing nations. The legend, no less than Arjun any day, demands the same respect. People have made careers only by writing this name in headlines of their articles.

Recently, DS was in a special gathering of folks called by a senior man in charge. after a few brief statements, man realizes that if he could quote something of sort which all generations have gone through then his fart stays punched harder and louder. He states " Sachin Tendular quoted,  when he goes to bat, he only sees the ball and nothing else". This man acts a modern days Drona and shows the true fighting spirit of a Guru who lost the teaching ground and fought for personal favors. The whole concept of quoting a great man by attributing the stuffs coinciding with his own thought process allowed Modern days Drona fart  louder and stinkier. Eventually making place unfit for breathing which is essential part of survival.

Neglected science here, that a Great batsman always looks at the bowlers run up, the way he holds the ball, shinier side of ball, all provide him clues to face the kind of delivery. The oldest plan of battlefield to know your enemies moves much before he attacks you is what batsmen gather by such observation.   To complement watching the ball delivery, seam position, shinier side, wrist grip. Ironically this alone doesn't complete the assessment of moves as depending on the action and height of bowler the bounce, swing or amount of turn or movement of ball occurs. Wicket plays a handy parts too. There are a days when Ajay Jadeja has bowled and taken 2 wickets in an over. Which suggests that, skills alone don't matter and its the luck factor as well. A batsman thinks of all before facing a delivery.  There are many more facts to be taken in consideration which exceed beyond my comprehensions of knowledge.

This man, however, underlines everything and makes statements. Motive is not to make sure that fart is punched out rather he holds the ability to push fart out. His eagerness and openness to encounter anyone and everyone to challenge him blows like a horn in battlefield to call all Eklavyas at one shot and devoid them of the precious thumb.

But modern days Eklavyas are smarter and unwilling to sacrifice the thumb. They chose to keep calm and see no point in proclaiming their arrival or rise to the levels they deserves.  In the absence of any  visible competition  Drona can sign off on a happy note that Arjuns he knows of and teaches and mentors are best in sighting the Bird's Eye. Eklavyas know who can shoot them, But due credit for Arjuns anyway Awaits.

Logically incorrect !!!

In academics strangest things happen. Like the wildest sighting of a professor jumping over a pool of stagnant water on road in wild belle style. Just that you don't happen to be the first one to witness a rare once a day time occurrence.  The catchy part about this professor was his style of dressing, talking and of course behavior. The first time a particular course class was attended. An another professor talked a lot of great stuff about a man. Man was first in his field and had to his credit a second best operating system in world. Only glitch ? system doesn't work. A good mathematical algorithm for computer multiplications which could not be implemented/integrated as no one could understand it. Professor has the highest regards for this man .. an another professor and it was a great once in every year opportunity for this man to repeat his speech apart from fooling a bunch of aspiring kids.  And then came the interesting part of introducing this man. Soon, there was a boyish oddly dressed character strolling to the board wearing a cap bearing a distinctive mark of Chicago Bulls. Suddenly there was an instant noise ....... a burst of laughter. 

These two professors were to offer two different courses in that particular semester. The interesting observation at that time was the missing acknowledgment from the Bull man. May be the first one did not deserve credit!!

Anyway, .... Mid through the semester fist one conducted exams and gave a few set of questions. Interestingly  enough in a class of fifty folks,  49 answered it in one way and just one in another. Needless to mention that 49 got the marks and one didn't.  Hearing remarkable speeches over the past couple of weeks from professor, this boy was bursting with confidence to prove a point and took the answer sheet to discuss with man of role model. The conversation starts as follows :

Boy : Sir, I think this problem looks okay.
Sir :  You mean I'm wrong ?
Boy : No sir, I meant, the solution appears to be correct.
Sir : You mean I have given marks to all the folks who did it wrong  ?
Boy : No sir.
Sir : Then what do you mean ?
Boy : Sir, I meant if you could look at it once ?
Sir with anger : No, I know what the problem is and I have solved it myself. You tell me if I'm wrong.
Boy :  quite
Sir :  If you still think that problem is correct then go to any of the folks who did it rightly and understood that how to solve a problem and then come back and explain to me if thats wrong.
Boy : Sir, I don't know if someone did it correctly.
Sir : Except you, everyone did it right and now go and get someone to explain this to me.
Boy : Sir, I'm not sure if I can bring someone here.
Sir more angry : Comes out of room, shouts at everyone and picks one guy and assigns him the task to find out that who is wrong. This boy or him. Also marks a red mark in register against this boy to make sure that he returns to clarify that how dare he challenged his authority.
Boy 2 : Why have you got me into this issue ?
Boy : I didn't ask Sir if you may like
Boy 2 : Okay, lets discuss ...
Boy : fine ....

After a few discussions its clear that Boy is correct and Boy2 and others who got marks have not handled the problem, but then who would bell the cat ? Boy 2 asks for sparing him somehow!!

Well, Boy decided to go back to Sir.

Sir : You're back
Boy : Yes, Sir and I'm sorry. I looked more in details and found that I didn't understand the logic correctly and so handling is incorrect.
Sir : Hmm ... so now you understand that how to do it correctly ?
Boy : Yes, sir. I do. I apologize for the logical error.

Sir is happy and relieved that eventually this foolish boy learnt a lesson and also at the same time appreciative of the fact that he has acknowledged his mistake and takes Sir in high regards. He taps the boy on shoulder and gives a moral lesson :

Its okay to make mistakes and be wrong at times. But the most satisfactory part and attitude is to logically sit down and analyze the issue. The great character of a man lies in acknowledging his mistakes and amending them.

The only audible statement boy could make was, Thanks sir for the nice and kind words.   I was foolish enough to be logically incorrect.

aag bujhao (Stop fire)

आग बुझाओ is an art difficult to be mastered by less mortals. The whole dynamics of stopping the burning fire is dependent on taking away the basic burning material. Its basically achieved in many ways. In Iraq when Oil Wells were on fire the simple mechanism was evolved to stop the fire. This involved taking a significant quantity of dynamite close to the Well and then blasting it. Concept works on taking away the basic ingredient Oxygen to stop fire instantly.

In a corporate world, the fires are all around but dynamite rare and disallowed then how can the fire be stopped?
Puzzled ? ... well, thats the bad part !! .. Stupid stationary arse in corporate world leads to massive production of gas , which eventually halts thought process. And a devoid thought process confirms an evolution of the arse.

Visualize the Iraq concept and the problem definitions !!! ... The important catch is BLAST!!! ...
What it needs to stop fire is .. just a simple blast ! And isn't corporate world abuzz in abundance with necessary ingredient ? The massive Gas ;).

The simple solution is to just focus at the right time and at the right place and blast louder and clearer.

Another important application of the concept allows one to time the blast by burning fire first and offering his arse to douse it as a fire extinguisher!!  ... An indigenous innovative low cost omnipresent all time hit efficient flexible kids play!!! 

Naming [dis]advantage

Ever wondered what an advantage a name can provide you ? ... Think of a name ... Gupta Ji ... ? You get frustrated ? .. You can call him Kutta Ji. There will be a hint of the rape, but no confirmation. Image an another name .... xxyyzz Bekar. Well, do not do anything right .. and of course wasn't that expected ? ... isn't the name suggest that बेकार is what one is ? ...  Now image if you're to name someone. What would it be ? ... Would you like to take an advantage or give ?  ... Imagine a man who enjoys being the center of affection. Not because its fun being in the limelight but because its good to make people happy even if that comes at the expense of showing himself in different light !! And if person is like that then doesn't it come with the package of pulling others when get a chance ? ... So now think of a name when this thought process of man is something like मार ली , मार लो etc. Which in politically correct tone sound like प्यार दो etc.

If प्यार दो was to be correctly translated in English then it would be like "Getting love", "Distributing love" etc.
When this man is a center of attention for all the fuss .... and were to be given a name, why would one not think of Love and Distribution ? ... The best part about the pat names is the coincidence with existing abbreviation. That basically hides the usage at the same time safeguarding user will politically correctness.  So a safe choice would be to simply chose LDS (Coincides with Linux development server). But here it could simply provide the another meaning "Love Distribution S". The interesting part here though would be the choice of 'S'. Would it be 'System' or "Server" ? ....

Lets take it as following :  Love Distribution Server ....

All the models usually work on simple concepts of Producer/Consumer or Server/Client. if Server were to be chosen. The it would mean that Server is catering to all the clients. And in terminology of distributing love to all the clients ? ... Oh Boy!!! ... We have a Casanova here !!   And if we chose to pick System ? ... We've a mechanism to handle most of the concerned processes. A better and safer bet ? ...

Well that remains open to discussion. The fact that a minor change can swing the advantage on any side puts lot of weight on a name.

I also know of a man who named his daughter Delta. Reason being ? ... Various names have different meanings in different language ... Image चुधामानी , a very popular and common name in South!! .. but then how does it sound to a North Indian ? ... A common name in North .. पूसी ... imagine that in English ? ... Worst part .. famous name Dick in English .. Or imagine the common names now all synonymous with Dog's name ..Tommy, Jacky, Thunder, Typhoon etc ...

The whole concept of a name is to associate an identity with and entity.  Fact that certain unlucky ones get multiple identities attached  with them even before they even get to understand tag is what we recall as Naming [dis]advantage.

Politically correct

The similarity in farting and opening mouth sometimes is the intensity of sound and mostly the stinky flavor of the content. At one hand when it might be quite possible to control and optimize the farts the other problem of controlling mouth if slightly different. Interesting point about controlling mouth is not alone when and what to say  but also that how to say it. A simple simple question like .. "Do you doubt him ?" can be answered as simply as "Yes or "No" or "I trust no one" or "why would I ?"  or .... . umpteen number of ways. But important point is that which one is politically correct ? 

A person, famous for getting ragged each time he opens his mouth or as a matter of fact not, simply used the phrases : 

आप तो मार लेते हैं , मार ली मेरी, .... and blah blah ... 

This person is not politically correct, a simple suggestions like rather than saying this, if person could use phrase like आप ने प्यार दिया .... आप बहुत प्यार देते हैं .. blah blah ... basically will convey the same meaning. But in more of a politically correct sense. Beauty of the phrase is the usage in all weather condition. An another person holding a very high position in the hierarchy suggests that when someone asks a question, its a good idea to praise the question first by saying thats a very good question! ... But then he completes it by saying that no matter how junk the question is. The basic art of प्यार दो essentially is to make the person feel important first. Needless to say that political correctness gives one an authority to distribute love. It could in sort of forced one or with will.

Another example of a political correctness of is quite pictorial. A man suggests that for everything there is always an ingress and egress. Any man has one way of ingress and twp ways of egress. When he says two, the ways of explanations makes it politically correct. Refer to pictures for two ways :

First way : 

 Second way : 

Techinical quest ....

Blue freak built a formidable technical image over the years in corporate. Not even a single entity existed in the system which could find the source of his technical brilliance though. And then came a day with accusation from all over that Blue freak had actually been freaking out on other's credit. The issue, though genuine, yet became dark and gloomy as DS was called in for his opinion. The existence of facts and question from blue freak that if he was not technically good was enough to freak out DS.

There are reasons that why Boss is synonymous with an Arse. Everyone knows it, but no one talks about. This was exactly the situation. On top of that very existence of  fact that one lie leads to many others was enough to put DS on guard. The answer ? ... DS found that to best of his knowledge and nature of work, Blue freak meant to do,  there was nothing wrong and it was okay. An answer, good enough to freak out the freak.

Freak in sort concluded the technical inability of DS to asses the mound of brilliance freak lacked.

One day, Freak introduced DS to a man, supposedly  his brothers. Difficult to believe as he sounded smart and witty.  And then he asked a question when freak was not around. "How technically smart the bosses are there ?". DS answered ... Bosses usually do not do enough of technical work and they're okay with whatever they get to do. Conversation ended there ...... to kick start another one.

The very next day, Freak asked that why DS had to freak him out. Showing his ignorance, DS asked an honest question me and why and how ?

Freak, asked why DS told his brother that he is technically junk ?

DS repeated his answers, but was there any point ? .... And wasn't that what DS meant to say ?

The technical quest of freak didn't yield what he wanted. But DS had an ally in his brother as a blessing is disguise.  The only point which DS regretted was his belief that Freak's brother sounded smart and witty!!

Corporate Ethics ...

A very intriguing concept called ethics is something DS always wondered. Lets say, Its difficult to explain. DS came across many people who looked at the tumbler with half liquid in it and said that it was half empty or half full. The experts opinion of pessimistic or optimistic angle to each thought, explained the set of people. But then there are some people who heard of these opinions and always said that it was open to interpretation. DS always felt that Ethics was something a problem of this kind.

When DS joined the corporate team, the corporate decided to conduct the ethical training classes. A lots  of stuffs were discussed. Things like someone having a famous picture of Merlin Moonro  with skirt flying all over the place is crossing the ethical boundaries. Discussions, of course were worth, not taking part in .... Nonetheless there were two important useless folks who were the tutors and one of them was HR lady and other one from the department which was supposed to work ! ..I said supposed!

Time passed and one day DS woke up to screeching howling of fire alarm. And then,  the tutor came running amok wearing a royal arse look and stinking body and vocal language, Intentions ...  strip search anyone and everyone to make sure that one who made him walk two stories up and down and burn some dumb founded fat on his arse because of lighting a match stick, which of course caused the fire alarm. The royal Arse confidence spoke volumes of certainty that it was a fagging hole who caused the alarm than a mal functioning of sensors. 

Man adored the attitude, fully prepared to bug each fagging hole carrying match stick with all the cigarette butts they even disposed in their lifetime.

The whole manner of his representations, oozed volumes of ethics which DS didn't understand. Ironically DS felt it was okay to have woken him up as it was ethical to keep the employee awake and give opportunity to move out at employer's cost. But then DS was not an official smart arse.

After a while, again DS went to US&A and there was other  tutor and a man who was to get a certificate of appreciation for work he didn't do and I'm confident that would have never done either. But focus of this article is  two famous useless tutors. Well, tutor asked him if he could come over to her apartment that evening and collect the certificate and man agreed. I don't know if he felt like partying ;)  But as an ideal informer he went ahead and updated his boss about the development and he was in for a surprise. ... His party runied!!

Boss told him to not go. This lady was famous for filling sexual harassment cases against her boss as opportunity for  her to move further up in hierarchy dwindled down as boss decided to move around with other women in team who looked better than her. Boy!! ... not once .. twice and Corporate not having any proof of any accusation and given the sensitive nature of issue had no other option than ask her boss to go. The very fact that if this lady had also been asked to leave then it would have ballooned in to a bigger problem. 

Brighter side, DS is content with his participation in that training. Never mind if DS didn't learn anything from that paid hours eventful useless opinions,  It was worth listening to the art of knowing ethics and of course using them. 

Management skills ...

DS after a while was bored of walking on the trail where no one else walked anymore. There was a lots of good and bad in store on that trail though. One day trail met another end and it was like a well laid highway. There was a different dimension to travelling distance now. It could be done faster and with ease. People were nice and kind and allowed the progression in same lane as long as disciplines were not violated. Compared to the previous trail where every step presented a challenge, this was lot cooler and easier. But crossing in other lanes in this system without proper precautions was a drawback here compared to the trail. A mistake on discipline law ignorant could trigger a cascading effect here. An attempt to avoid that could trigger another effect. It was a catch - 22 in both the situations.

Running on a highway DS didn't realized that speed limits are enforced as well. Compared to trail where bounds  were constrained by the limitations. Interesting point on highways is that enforcer has all the legal rights to break any limit laws. This makes the quest of finding who is right and who is wrong simply converging to the fact that "who holds the power".

Another interesting fact on highway is the competition. The faster one moves, more challenging its for others  which sometimes goes over board and causes more trouble. The worst part ?

You get trapped in such a race with no control on steering or gears!

At some point of time DS found even the worse situation when two racing buffs targeting the same milestone at some point of time realized that its an even match and mere their's efforts are not going to make any difference. At some point of time DS came to know that other driver was unfair and to counter balance the efforts, DS needs to go behind this one and push it hard a bit. Worst part ? DS being judgmental and logical took the most illogical decision of not backing up the driver. Result ? ... someone else is required to provide the push ! .. Worst part ? ... There is a referee in the game, waiting to capitalize on the driver's errors to get onto the lime light. Logical part ? ... Tell the rules governing authorities about the support driver wanted.

Well, Driver is in a soup and other one gets advantage as the mental strength goes down and fuel is drained out. But then race is still even as other driver gets excited and fools around the precious cycles!!! ... Now he demands the push to win it.

Logical choice ?

Ask the referee, show him the limelight which awaits his destiny ...

Solution, .... Other Driver asked for DS which DS refused ... problem ? ... There is a team issue with this driver.

Well, Driver gets a jolt and other driver wins. But problem revelation to governing bodied demands a solution and there has to be one in the making. Given the conditions its easy and driver and DS can be accused of team spirit and coordination lack. Worse part !! ... Referee stands a chance to be the driver if driver can be pushed out of picture ... but how ?

Well, Referee takes a logical decision and informs DS that driver has decided to get rid of him in team as the required push didn't arrive. The other possible pushers are set to cash gold. And when DS is not seeing the bounty, why not set aside the milk and water in the blend ? .... Well, DS refuses to get into anything of that sort ... but then isn't referee a referee ? ..... He reminds DS that its the rule and he is bound to do that ? ...
Well, forced and cornered, DS does that and Referee sends a mail to driver that he has a team person who is revolting against the dynamics of team spirit and needs to be sent out ? .... Moto ? .... DS will get to hear of that and will be forced to safe guard the interests which eventually mean talking to authority which governance rules. This would eventually force driver out and Referee takes the positions ...

Catch !! ... everything happens in background and DS knows nothing. There is a cloud hovering with uncertainty. Outcome of rain or a clear sky is difficult to asses .... Both Referee and Driver are good and kind to DS. Who is screwing who is difficult to judge ...

Clear part ? ..... This is the season of showing ... "Management skills"

Incompetence rewards ...

When DS shifted jungles, there were colleagues and Blue freak happened to be one. It was a different fact that Blue freak had quality of becoming one screwed up आँ . The man in charge never took assessment of disaster which was to follow. DS one day was surprised to find that man responsible for winning many a wars in the corporate world knew how to fire but didn't know how to load. And in case if weapon is loaded and not required to be used then how to unload it ! Nonetheless man was the top soldier and deserved a place in the top hierarchy. A thorn in  way of other soldiers who know how to treat the weapons. The feeling many had was like bursting the pistol back on their faces. An insult which one bird found difficult to absorb and flew away. The other competing आँ lost favor on the ground that it howls too much and attracted other predators. To safeguard the unsuspecting and susceptible members of pack this aspiring and rightly non deserving आँ required a farting exit.

Anyway, After discovering the loading drawback of Blue freak when DS found it funny  and shared as thats what jokes are meant for  ;).  Another man (RKV) was happy to discover that DS helped Blue freak with loading/Unloading of Gun as  RKV was to share the joke of  explaining that how to fire it. Unfortunately full incompetence still remained an enigma as no one claimed the credit for telling blue freak that there is a something called a gun which can be loaded, fired and if not fired then unloaded.

One fine day came a time that wounded party at other end accused Blue freak of firing shots at other without even realizing the meaning of it and taking away of credit as they couldn't shoot. An urgent gathering of pack was called up.  Blue freak displayed the emotional part of his side which he and as a matter of fact no one else believed in. But everyone was convinced that everyone else was convinced with each individual's acting success. One (KR) even went on to suggest that right from the bottom of his heart he believed in Blue freak.  Blue freak was happy that he didn't use his brain and managed with heart. The bottom of his heart was better than bottom of his brain. You know .. only stuffs with substance lie on the bottom.

The whole episode of Blue freak was observed by senior observers. And they quickly figured out that blue freak is very good at aiming. He has the support .. right from the bottom of some member's hearts and eventually its the Bottom which Blue freak targeting .... he deserved a lot and so ...

His incompetence was rewarded and since that day he was an आँ and DS was to report to him officially.

Free ride ...

A very interesting point about a new bird is that fact that newly acquired wings can be used for flying. It can take them places, dangerous fact .. not sure how far! DS in those days learnt to ride and mistook the ride for flying. The easy economic conditions and constrained flow of black market money mandated the low traffic density and flying was sort of possible. What though was not possible was breaking at that breakneck speed. But then if it could be understood then why would we have a comparison with a young bird here ?

Blue freak, shadowed the crowd in area just a few kilometers away from DS residence and it was a lucrative proposition to take a free ride. Fact ... flying and breaking dynamics not known ...  So Blue freak opted for it.

DS offered and there was a hell of a ride, flying at around 90 Km/H and a potential risk of a fatal crash at any time. The speed used in fact was an attempt at that time to avoid the unnecessary shit load on the pillion seat. 

But then next day again when blue freak asked for the ride ... there was a clear Moral in the story ... 

For an आँ its the money first and everything else later.  The fact which kept reconfirming again and again.

First hit ...

Once DS got on well with the new team, the work began and there was a need for the resources which Blue freak meant to procure. In the absence of it, it became another Dragon hunt and DS was again forced to lay a trap for non existent one and wait. Eventually MS asked one day if things are going good and DS mentioned that trap is ready for the Dragon catch but in case it comes fine, the door is missing. So its practically as useless as DS himself.

MS realized the fact that cage meant for another resource Melody was available as she was off. DS got a cage with a door but then Blue freak took offence as it appeared like a direct door slam on his perspectives to become an आँ. 

The begining of corporate circus

DS entered the corporate isle with all the brownie movements in regards with entropy law. But DS had to deal with a चंडिका and it was not an easy thing to do. It was the first step to learn that what corporate was all about. It demands a greater need for the god father to begin with some call it a mentor. DS went through a corporate stunning phenomenon in the begining. DS had to tame the dragon and bring to city in a cage only fact, Dragon's were extinct. The queen of snakes then showed the चंडाल and DS had no option than to succumb to the fact that Dragon which is out there somewhere is something he is incapable of capturing. There was a honorable way of quiting the dragon search but then DS already having invested all the resources on Dragon search had to wait for the resources being taken away with some costs than left behind with his costs. A FIRING of dragon which didn't exists, awaited DS.

DS probably was not so unlucky and someone out there realized that Dragons no longer exists and task needs replacements. But then चंडाल of queens of snake was something difficult to override. The researcher who himself had gone through the causalities of non existent search, found a cut, right through the corporate forests into another   kingdom which were to evolve. DS entered the arena with a question mark on his own failed dragon finding quest. The man who found DS a good match to take forward the crusade of another hunts claimed once in a big gathering that another man who was अरे यार 's boss (SS) rejected the abilities DS didn't posses.  And this man, blue freak as his name was, was very kind to DS. But then claims are only claims ;)

DS very shortly came across Hyena  whose growling was intimidating. Hyena only answered to his boss (CS) and her (CS) boss'  (MS).  There were two other men (AA)  and (AT) to be precise,  reporting to (SS) and directly feeding on MS. DS realized that, here was a nexus ... among Hyena, अरे यार , AA and AT. There were some more budding folks an interesting one among them was BR who when went to alien land, refined it to Bob. There was a good source of informations BBC and  another two men  ... GPP and RR. RR directly worked with AT.

DS entered the Blue Freak's herd with 4 folks already there. They're AS, KG, KR, S and another one who entered the herd's den was a moaning man (SM).

Beginning was an interesting one as within the two months of joining this herd one S quit complaining blue freak (BF) of MS's adhoc planning BF's kiss an आँ attitude.  DS was to scale a Mountain in Brasil (MIB) for book keeping all the entities, some 7500 followers desired.

With this began an interesting corporate journey ... ..........

The bitch

Nothing completes a perfect picture without a bitch in the foreground. A bitch is a famous tag which for some reason seems to win favors. Even in case of a wrong doing, a Bitch always wins the favors. DS was surprised to find out that when a bitch barked for the fellow passing the corporate isle the walker bye were looked down with suspicion and a bitch was given too much of an importance. Whereas at the same time when passer byes complained for the bitch's reckless behaviour of chasing and barking at them, they're asked to quite down as its expected of the bitch. At certain time, DS decided to feed the bitch so that it could stop barking at him and others. But then there was an another catch there. The feed, required a little hide out from Bitch and that was too much for it to do. In some cases for postmortem  reasons to keep the bitch in healthy state as well as protecting the environment there were some efforts required. A bark on the others and a hidden back side chase and malicious whimpering for DS was something Bitch had extraordinarily in her.  

Needless to say that time arrived when no more feeding was feasible and then came the real character of a bitch out. It bit .... the byte was no less than the one with a rabies virus and almost in the absence of a treatment,  sounded the corporate death of DS. Today Bitch, thrives hard and no idea that how manages. Important one is to learn that how she ate the fruits which she didn't deserve.

Sundar Chaliya

सुन्दर छलिया is an amazing piece of shit. First time when DS met him, the feeling struck that frequencies of both match. There was a randomness in both and little casual ways of talks. But later DS figured that out that it was not to be the case. With time this character began to use everyone like a tissue paper after the shit hole use. He quickly found many to suck on the gases produced with whole lot of churns with politics in his bowel.

This is the character which got most benefited in game of corporate balloon. The new आँ which came had little intentions of staying on the shit hole. It desired a bigger and better hole and could see right under the poop the future which lied ahead. There was a greater need for elevating certain shit holes to give the desired boots to the new आँ known as New castle. Under the ordinary circumstances the sub आँ which sort of played DS and hynena would have got its shit hole elevated as well, but New castle was a smart आँ and after a few interaction castle opened the main gate for sub आँ (Blue freak).  Blue freak, did take the signal but was as shameless as anyone else. New castle then decided to show that who is आँ here and thats how सुन्दर छलिया got benefited. Blue freak had to report to सुन्दर छलिया in spite of being his junior, and suddenly there was a chain reaction which saw  सुन्दर छलिया 's आँ  an elevation. This man full of shit load was shitting at much higher the level and needed a lots of tissue papers. Some were smart enough to realize and walk away even before being used. Some had no choice.

In further post, we will talk about those which caused abrasion on सुन्दर छलिया's आँ and stuck around there forever. A direct harvesting from the hole which is the source of shit hole.

No conversion losses ;) ...

Array Yaar ...

अरे यार is a phrase used by many to show the frustration, desperation and in some cases the accusations. The man we mention of here uses these three and many more. All matter of situations. This man is wonderfully capable of firing on someones else shoulder and still manage to get the target. If questioned, of course अरे यार, thats the way  ;).

Life gets so simple and easy that it moves in fast lane for some. अरे यार always managed to be in fast lane in spite of being travelling in the boot which could have been kicked out any time. But then अरे यार thats the way. Travelling in a boot is very important as there is no one moving forward without a boot and if someone happens to stick in a powerful car, the boot load is not even noticed. How many have heard of Schumacher complaining of not relieving himself of shit load before moving in for a race ? .. The shit load always carried ahead and so does our अरे यार.  

अरे यार has managed to carry multi links over the years on someone's shoulders till he got involved with piece of shit (POS) for a Screw Piss arse (SPA) project. Whole while either shoulder firring or boot travel got his आँ elevated for his flexibility. Now अरे यार manages flex and shared  Interfaces.  And then comes around suddenly the मोक्ष realization that no one around is as honest as he was. Everyone else seems to fire themselves though on the back and travels on the driver's seat.  So अरे  यार here got to find a way out and forward.


Good news for अरे यार is that the previous आँ has left the shit hole and new one occupies a little bigger one. There is a bigger shit hole in sighting and opportunity to fire for first time by himself. Bad news is that DS is made to report to अरे यार.