Dirty Job

There was a crucial time in project when Cobra used his own Gas production and blamed it on DS and one another one. Hell broke lose and trues colors of anyone and everyone came out. Splashed in those true colors surrounding appeared pitch black. Colors Decaying like dead made situation so bad that something was required to execute one more cover up operation!

To rescue, here it was ..... The man from US with distinct hair style! .... On almost half moon head, this man styled a bunch of few pitch black hair which he adjusted with all permutation and combinations during the course of time ! ... .... Just within a span of one gathering with DS and other, man was quick enough to bring out to the CAUSES the causes that everything sunk here in slush and in the calm of dead sea but then man promised ......

 nothing to worry ... You've the right man you need ... The Toilet cleaner!! ... And then he adjusted the bunch of hair, quickly reflecting how to flush a commode ...

Point was taken well and CAUSES promptly gave him the FLUSH to control.

Well, here it was .. the Toilet cleaner with all sorts of equipments. A sharp and penetrative tongue to attack from behind and worthless ideas to remove the clogging! .... Pouring oil to a shit hole doesn't make the flow easier, Cleaner learnt but the hard way.   Cleaner invented ideas to manage simple commode like why allow anyone to sit on that to shit at first place ? After all thats the internal business of cleaner to gas around there.

On one occasion, cleaner came with excellent idea .... Cleaning was something man was responsible for. But not that who does it ! ... So why not get it done by others ? .... After all it pays to first figure out the use cases and then take them one by one ? ..... Many a man FART a lot while using commode and when there is a continuous supply of vital essentials then why not use the water less JET plane's mechanism ? .... However, in reverse way. Idea was amazing but lacked the gas and nothing moved ....

Contrary to benefiting the  shit hole ... idea created air lock in the passage and anything which worked before came to a standstill.

Hmm ... faced with challenges  Toilet cleaner went ahead and reported to CAUSES the causes again that DS disrupted the whole proceedings by doing following :

• By bringing low grade oil
• By bringing slush than water 
• By not helping people fart louder and faster
• By not supporting in preventing people from using it 

CAUSES were quick to respond to reports and asked DS to submit report explaining his actions. In the meantime Toilet cleaner has reportedly changed loyalty for reasons which would be explained in new post later. 

The Commode however, still remains there ... stuck ... Just like the the way Cleaner left it. And guess what ? .... The lock can at least be cleared if Cleaner had himself farted once on it !! ... 

After all ... what it needs is .... LOTS OF GASES !!!