Charity at what expense ??

When DS entered the corporate world, an irritating character welcomed the batch and was proud to let everyone know that he came with a luggage of ten years in this corporate. This man was a big name in the silicon valley area and enjoyed  fame to maximum extent. This was the same man who took classes for that Batch of folks to explain that what Corporate Ethics are.

This man on one particular occasion checked all floors with intentions of strip searching everyone as workplace resource folks found one Fire sensor misbehaving. A real obnoxious character yet important in corporate ?

Man is so ambitious that at a certain phase of life he quit Corporate in the name of doing some charity! ... Wonders, DS that what Kind of Charity would an obnoxious man like him do ? .... Saying is really true that when a Man is left with lots of Money and time, the Devil rules his brain! .... And this man ? .... he's Devil for himself ? ............Wonder what went through his mind.

Well, after a few months, This Man was back in Business and with a promotion! .... At a time its difficult to find that what keeps pushing people up and up!! .... This man was rehired for doing what ? ......

Anyway, story went that Man tried his luck at his best and didn't manage to achieve something he expected. Experienced and logic suggested this man to get back to what he does best .... Nothing !! ... So he came back.

Hardly a few months in new Role and a great All hands was called. One of the very powerful and senior person looking for Numbers everywhere as performance matrix called up this Man on Dias and announced to the world that this man from now onwards is a very powerful person (VP). First VP for this organization !! .... And the VP ?  He appeared shocked. More shocked than A Miss India contestant! . ...... And expressions on Face ? ... Mind boggling. Wonder, what if someone from Miss India training camp had been there than this corporate would still have enjoyed the services of this VP!!

A great powerful position and work ? ..... Absolutely mind boggling. Create video blogs and send that whats on his mind! ..... Absolutely nothing of course as such the corporate is concerned.  How good does it sound to spend the corporate money on personal adventures and still credit the work done to official status ?  VP is powerful enough to make that happen. No wonder if VP one day will manage to archive his personal dreams and goals with Corporate money, But at the same time is smart enough to fool around the Top Bosses and while away his time doing great charities.

When VP doesn't have any Charity to take care of ... he has utilized the time to create a smart system. He has created a smart place where he feeds all his Gas produce and system demonstrates that how efficiently thats being used unless you go on the back side and see the FARTING machinery!

What a indigenously designed system to hide his FARTs and at the same time demonstrate it !! ... Well ... thats first VP from this Corporate for you folks.