Controvertial Aan Ji !!

How much controversial can आँजी go ? .... In a broad daylight with all eyes and ears popping out आंजी  announced to world that a particular colleague has the biggest आँ in the town and आंजी  is certainly eying it... Man!!! .....

   Colleague gets to know of it  all and escalates to the top echelon members who immediately set up a 1:1 with आंजी  to sort out the matter. Seems VL gets to discuss first and decide that if its worth letting others go down the path or he can settle it at the top most level itself ...

Stage is ready for a face off for आंजी and VL. आंजी with his shivering legs and of course his आँ enters the room.

But to start with VL is not sure about actual escalation. VL only knows that escalation is pertaining to some आँ but for what ? ....Not sure. VL seeks to clarify.

VL calls up the complainant while आंजी waits.

VL : Hmm .. Regrading your escalations ... is it related to the आँ ?  ....................  Hmm ...You mean you took offense ? But do you not have an आँ ? ............. So is it related to size or something else ? .................. Hmm ... thanks for clarifying.

VL to आंजी : Hmm ... seems you referred his आँ as the biggest in town! ... Is it the right accusation ?
आंजी : ........
VL : On what scale you found his आँ big ?
आंजी : ......
VL : I believe my questions expect an answer
आंजी : Sir ....
VL : So did you refer his आँ as big one ?
आंजी : No sir. I never said that his आँ is big. Though I might have said Its huge ....... But that has no relevance to his आँ
VL : stands up and turns around.  Then was it to this one ?
आंजी : Sir !!
VL : What do you mean ?
आंजी : Its nothing !! ... in his mind  (Whacko .... This one ? ... Just the walnut size!)
VL : May I have details to your आँ scale ?
आंजी : .............
VL : I always thought mine was the biggest
आंजी : ..........
VL : ... Okay ... Seems difficult to find answers from you ....... But as an escalation has been raised and action is imminent. I need to take the appropriate decision.

And at that time suddently everything in Room began vibrating. VL checked his phone! ... But there was no call !

Actualy reason though was आंजी's shivering आँ which gave up and and began vibrating and of course caused ripple effect. However, आंजी decided to let VL attribute that to his probable micro आँ effect. After all VL is a powerful being.

Anyway .....

VL : To grow this organization we need first class best आँ and as you posses the special talent of identifying them naturally. You get a special role in interview panel!

आंजी : Not expecting that ..... ........
                   And what about the man who escalated ? On a side note ... even आंजी's आँ had the similar looks.
VL : Of course .... he gets promoted ! .... ......... BTW ... Thanks for your help.