Ramya was a nice aspiring cook and one day decided to participate in a reality TV cooking competition. Little did she realized the complexities of dealing with people involved with showBiz.
Her hard work and passion for food brought her to a certain level but she noticed that judges were not fair and competition was kind of decided and it was only a matter of time that she'd exit the show. It became even more clear when one day even after cooking a nice food, the judges kind of almost ousted her. She survived and on tasting the other food, she understood that the competition condition that "Food must taste good" is just a farce. "Judges must taste the food and declare the best food" is only to fool the audience and not really give a fare judgement. And hence she decided to do something and teach a lesson to judges.
Next assignment turned out to be a "dessert".
Everyone cooked with lots of vigor, complexity and involvement but Ramya disdainfully worked hideously. And when time came for the final taste and judge .... Everyone brought forward the great looking dishes which judges admired and despised based on their preference.
Last was the Ramya and she brough forward a dish hidden under another lid ....
First judge looked at it and smiled mischievously .. Lets see what she "Managed" to cook up something this time. Ramya disregarding the insults thrown directly laughed devilishly .... Seeing her laugh .. the other two judges came forward and removed the lid off the plate ....
And off they went vomiting ... which brought forward everyone's attention there to the table and dish .... It was nothing but pure evil genius dish ... It looked just like the freshly disposed "shit".
Third judge also saw that now and began vomiting as well ....
All contestants were laughing by now ... The thought of judges tasting that "shit looking" dish now ... was hilarious and they couldn't control that anymore ...
By now, first Judge recovering from the vomit looked hatefully at Ramya and said that he is not gonna taste that ... In fact none of them is gonna taste that ... Laughed Ramya and reminded them that by the laws of the show they're bound to taste it and judge it ...
Judges understood that pretty well ... and realized that she was avenging for the insults they'd imparted on her ... they'd no other option then taking a byte out of the the seemingly "shit" looking dish ... !
Of course Ramya didn't win the contest and had to walk out after the incident ... but she felt proud that she gave a fitting dish for the occasion ...
Judges also learned a lesson and never ever insulted anyone after this incident and in cooking shows that became a major proverb ....
"People often compared timelines with ... Since that shitty dessert !"
Her hard work and passion for food brought her to a certain level but she noticed that judges were not fair and competition was kind of decided and it was only a matter of time that she'd exit the show. It became even more clear when one day even after cooking a nice food, the judges kind of almost ousted her. She survived and on tasting the other food, she understood that the competition condition that "Food must taste good" is just a farce. "Judges must taste the food and declare the best food" is only to fool the audience and not really give a fare judgement. And hence she decided to do something and teach a lesson to judges.
Next assignment turned out to be a "dessert".
Everyone cooked with lots of vigor, complexity and involvement but Ramya disdainfully worked hideously. And when time came for the final taste and judge .... Everyone brought forward the great looking dishes which judges admired and despised based on their preference.
Last was the Ramya and she brough forward a dish hidden under another lid ....
First judge looked at it and smiled mischievously .. Lets see what she "Managed" to cook up something this time. Ramya disregarding the insults thrown directly laughed devilishly .... Seeing her laugh .. the other two judges came forward and removed the lid off the plate ....
And off they went vomiting ... which brought forward everyone's attention there to the table and dish .... It was nothing but pure evil genius dish ... It looked just like the freshly disposed "shit".
Third judge also saw that now and began vomiting as well ....
All contestants were laughing by now ... The thought of judges tasting that "shit looking" dish now ... was hilarious and they couldn't control that anymore ...
By now, first Judge recovering from the vomit looked hatefully at Ramya and said that he is not gonna taste that ... In fact none of them is gonna taste that ... Laughed Ramya and reminded them that by the laws of the show they're bound to taste it and judge it ...
Judges understood that pretty well ... and realized that she was avenging for the insults they'd imparted on her ... they'd no other option then taking a byte out of the the seemingly "shit" looking dish ... !
Of course Ramya didn't win the contest and had to walk out after the incident ... but she felt proud that she gave a fitting dish for the occasion ...
Judges also learned a lesson and never ever insulted anyone after this incident and in cooking shows that became a major proverb ....
"People often compared timelines with ... Since that shitty dessert !"
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Hilarious :)
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