Sr Manager (SM) : Morning, walking inside the office with bag in hand .... Security guard greats ... Morning sir, late today ....
SM : Yeah, got stuck in traffic ....
SM Enters the office .... looks around ....... almost empty office .... shakes his head ... and goes straight to his office ....
Ch1 : Just before he enters the office ... a character is sitting next to his office ... who instantly hides his screen ...
SM : Inside ... dials a meeting .... vague sound audible outside ...
Clock .. ticks .... some moments for SM meeting expressisions and some arbitrary statements ..
Going past .. 11:30 .... Now some people start walking in slowly .... one by one ....
CH1 : Walk out to Cafeteria ... Some people sitting, having tea/coffee and talking there ...
Random ... sound in background ... so what did you do on weekend etc ...
CH1 : Making his tea/coffee .. and heating in the oven ... .. Some background sounds keep coming
CH1 : Takes tea out from oven .. walks Snatch a news paper buried inside someones hand ... without any courtesy ...spills one's drink but doesn't apolozize ...
Ch2 : The one spilled tea/ -- &get; curses ... silently others give a disgusting look ... and look at each other
Ch1 : Doesn't care .. . ..and starts reading ...
Another one walks ... in and comes behind Ch1 :
Ch3 : Interesting news ... ? something on MidDay ...
Discussion continues ....... eventually bickering starts for SM ....
Another silencing slowly .... saying SM is coming ..
SM : Walks in with his bottle .... slowly filling the bottle ...
Group : Starts discussing on ... some techinical stuffs ... Then starts walking out one by one ... Got meeting ... blah blah ...
CH1 : Walks accross to another isle .. where a Girl is sitting and making weired expressions.
Ch1 : What happened ? Who pissed you off on Monday morning ?
G1 : One stupid fellow ... Wished me belated birthday and blurted if I'm 25 now ? What the hell ? ... Do I look like 25 ?
Ch1 : No ..... after a pause ... so what birthday did you celebrate ...
G1 : It was my 24th birthday ...
Ch1 : smiles .... Yeah, .... that fellow wasn't just stupid .. he was mean ! ...
Some nearby folks gether ..... wish happy birthday ...
G1 : You guys should eat some cake ...
G2 : Did you get some candles ?
G1 : No ... No need to blow candles and cut the cake its the left over ... from Friday party ! ....
Ch1 : Arey ... lets call that Stupid fellow for cake then ... He must be traumtized for his goof up ! ..
Everyone laughs ....
Ch1 : Turns around and ask G2 .... So "Tum kitni purani ho ?"
G2 : What man ... ... I've just joined ... I thought you knew ? ...
Ch1 : ... Never mind, ... I meant ... how old are you now ?
Everyone laughs ....
G2 : 24
Ch1 : Hmm .. Shakes head .....
SM : walking around and staring at everyone ....
Ch4: Comes sniffing around .... I thought some eatables here ? ....
Everyone walks back to their places .....
Ch1 : Goes back to his place ....
SM1 : In a meeting ..... with his manger ....
SM2 : This project doesn't seem to be in right state .....I'm not confident about the execution .. we need to be more proactive and have a radical look at this ...
SM1 : Shakes head .....
SM2 : Gets up from chair and on the door ... lets meet next week and assess the project ... and walks out ... Ch1 turns around ... and finds SM1 bit edgy ....
Dilbert law :
I'm an escalator ... Yes, please do .. worse case will take the package and move out ...
if its good .. done or else will have to bring in bottle to the discussions
Not you but as other person has come in to context now then I must mention that in third person sense ....
Targetted person : Sir, you've lots of experience so you know it all ...
Narrater : Smart ass pulling the leg ;) ... smarlty calling me idiot now ...
Katkar ...
Haan bhai kaatkar aa gayi ?
Katkar : .. sir ,,, main to yahan pe bahut der se hoo n ...
person : -- No .. not that katkar ...
Katkar : Then which one ?
Other one : Katkar to nahi aayi
Katkar : arey main hoon na
Person1 and 2 together : No not that katkar
Katkar : kya Koi or katkar bhi hai ?
person1 : lets cut the katkar pause ... (puzzled face of katkar ... ) discussion ...
SM : Yeah, got stuck in traffic ....
SM Enters the office .... looks around ....... almost empty office .... shakes his head ... and goes straight to his office ....
Ch1 : Just before he enters the office ... a character is sitting next to his office ... who instantly hides his screen ...
SM : Inside ... dials a meeting .... vague sound audible outside ...
Clock .. ticks .... some moments for SM meeting expressisions and some arbitrary statements ..
Going past .. 11:30 .... Now some people start walking in slowly .... one by one ....
CH1 : Walk out to Cafeteria ... Some people sitting, having tea/coffee and talking there ...
Random ... sound in background ... so what did you do on weekend etc ...
CH1 : Making his tea/coffee .. and heating in the oven ... .. Some background sounds keep coming
CH1 : Takes tea out from oven .. walks Snatch a news paper buried inside someones hand ... without any courtesy ...spills one's drink but doesn't apolozize ...
Ch2 : The one spilled tea/ -- &get; curses ... silently others give a disgusting look ... and look at each other
Ch1 : Doesn't care .. . ..and starts reading ...
Another one walks ... in and comes behind Ch1 :
Ch3 : Interesting news ... ? something on MidDay ...
Discussion continues ....... eventually bickering starts for SM ....
Another silencing slowly .... saying SM is coming ..
SM : Walks in with his bottle .... slowly filling the bottle ...
Group : Starts discussing on ... some techinical stuffs ... Then starts walking out one by one ... Got meeting ... blah blah ...
CH1 : Walks accross to another isle .. where a Girl is sitting and making weired expressions.
Ch1 : What happened ? Who pissed you off on Monday morning ?
G1 : One stupid fellow ... Wished me belated birthday and blurted if I'm 25 now ? What the hell ? ... Do I look like 25 ?
Ch1 : No ..... after a pause ... so what birthday did you celebrate ...
G1 : It was my 24th birthday ...
Ch1 : smiles .... Yeah, .... that fellow wasn't just stupid .. he was mean ! ...
Some nearby folks gether ..... wish happy birthday ...
G1 : You guys should eat some cake ...
G2 : Did you get some candles ?
G1 : No ... No need to blow candles and cut the cake its the left over ... from Friday party ! ....
Ch1 : Arey ... lets call that Stupid fellow for cake then ... He must be traumtized for his goof up ! ..
Everyone laughs ....
Ch1 : Turns around and ask G2 .... So "Tum kitni purani ho ?"
G2 : What man ... ... I've just joined ... I thought you knew ? ...
Ch1 : ... Never mind, ... I meant ... how old are you now ?
Everyone laughs ....
G2 : 24
Ch1 : Hmm .. Shakes head .....
SM : walking around and staring at everyone ....
Ch4: Comes sniffing around .... I thought some eatables here ? ....
Everyone walks back to their places .....
Ch1 : Goes back to his place ....
SM1 : In a meeting ..... with his manger ....
SM2 : This project doesn't seem to be in right state .....I'm not confident about the execution .. we need to be more proactive and have a radical look at this ...
SM1 : Shakes head .....
SM2 : Gets up from chair and on the door ... lets meet next week and assess the project ... and walks out ... Ch1 turns around ... and finds SM1 bit edgy ....
Dilbert law :
I'm an escalator ... Yes, please do .. worse case will take the package and move out ...
if its good .. done or else will have to bring in bottle to the discussions
Not you but as other person has come in to context now then I must mention that in third person sense ....
Targetted person : Sir, you've lots of experience so you know it all ...
Narrater : Smart ass pulling the leg ;) ... smarlty calling me idiot now ...
Katkar ...
Haan bhai kaatkar aa gayi ?
Katkar : .. sir ,,, main to yahan pe bahut der se hoo n ...
person : -- No .. not that katkar ...
Katkar : Then which one ?
Other one : Katkar to nahi aayi
Katkar : arey main hoon na
Person1 and 2 together : No not that katkar
Katkar : kya Koi or katkar bhi hai ?
person1 : lets cut the katkar pause ... (puzzled face of katkar ... ) discussion ...
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