Physics teacher

Back in school when DS was in 11th standard he took the science subject and then very first day before attending the classes heard from the seniors in the class who couldn't make to the next level last time, a unique name "Chutiam Sulphate". They refused to divulge the meaning or source.

Bell began and then enter a unique character inside the class room. Man oozed of disgust for everyone and was very thoughtful. He began with a thud as his arse settled down and pointed that in todays time anyone and everyone takes science. साला no one tries to understand that if he takes other streams then may do better.

Then he pointed at one person in the crowd and said ... अगर ये साला आर्ट ले ले तो 100 percent चल जायेगा | इधर तो साला fail हो जायेगा | DS realized that his finger pointed to him. Kind and very nice words to begin with.

And then another piece of advice from the great mind ... Bloody all the Science students are dumb!! .. But poor chaps got no option. If a teacher from the Arts streams says anything to the Students then a few of them beat him up. But do that to a Science teacher .. and thats it .... he gets failed in practical ... An obvious warning. He complemented that further. Also if a Science teacher asks for tuition then Students have no option .. they have to take it... otherwise ?  Damn bloody guy fails in practical exams.

And then man began with an assignment and made one guy the monitor. The he taught the lesson and asked everyone to ask questions. When no one asked ... he looked at the monitor and asked him to ask one!!

And then monitor asked one .... and then came the question from great man ..

क्यों बे Chutiam Sulphate तेरे बाप की salary लेता हूँ क्या साले ? चल बैठ जा वहां जाके |

In the end,  DS had at least one clarification.