Height of incompetency !!!

When DS was in 12th standard, there was a new Chemistry teacher who came for teaching nearly almost when academic year was towards the fag end. The very first question "Guru Ji" asked was that how many of great students have already finished the course ? ... Not even a single hand and then Guru Ji revised his question that okay .. how many of us have done it half. Same sad story !!! ... Guru Ji was disappointed but then assured that will start tomorrow ... let we all come back after reading so it becomes a discussion than a teaching.

Next day!!! .. Guru Ji began and discovered in a short time that there is no point in wasting time going about teaching and declared that lets divide the work in following two parts

1. You go ahead and study all the chapters and consult me as per se 
2. I teach you all the practicals and prepare for 25 marks

A proposition no one could deny! As that meant that towards the fag end of year there was no need to go for classes like the beginning of year.

A few weeks passed and Guru Ji called for a special class. He requested everyone to ask him a few questions once in a while before he forgets everything and becomes Junk. Everyone looked around and behaved as if nothing was heard.

One fine day ... Guru Ji told the whole class while lecturing for practical exams that sometimes invigilator asks in the practicals that if you had heated the sample ? .. In case you forget that .. you could easily say that "Sir Ji... we did it in Summer ... it was hot ..we didn't need to heat it". And after that look at me and I will take care of that.

Poor DS, it happened with him in his exam and when he repeated the same answer which Guru Ji had suggested. Invigilator laughed it off .... बेटा 100 degree Celsius is what it needs to do something.

DS looked at the Guru Ji who was somehow trying his best to hide himself in two feet wide chair. 

Worst !! .. DS learnt later that all the exams and questioning was Farce. Whoever gave 300/- bucks got 25 marks and those who gave 200/- got 24. Remaining were all राम भरोसे !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!