World of APPs

A tech teacher in an institution was enraged with the quality of student's commitment. He planned to allow his students to bring smart phones to exam center and use them as they wished.

CONDITIONS : 

• Sharing of any scanned data with others restricted to one A4 size sheets per student. (Not much copy!)  
• Exams continue unless all pass! 
• Time restriction apply

First Test :

Preparation (1):  Happily scan everything in a smart phone and bring (Open book exam).

Result : All failed !

Second test :

Preparation (2) : Students figured out that formulas were too tough and their calculations failed for attempted problems. They decided to create APPs for all formulas and divided the work among themselves.

Result : All failed albeit with better results than last time.

Third Test :

Preparation (3) 

Students figured out that gaps in information in spite of available formulas as work was divided and not shared all of them couldn't figure out that which one to use and how. Groups which worked on the formula could crack the problem and rest failed badly. Overall result was a failure. So they MUST share that who was doing what!

Result :  All failed.

Fourth Test

Preparation (4) 

Students figured out that problems were tricky and needed "applying thoughts" and couldn't be solved with formulas alone ! ... they decided to understand 

Result : All passed and they didn't even need the smart phone this time !

Moral of the story : 

Don't download any tom, dick and harry APP to your phone ! It just doesn't work ! 

Quack !!

If you had a "Gold label" last night then what on earth world stop you from walking ? And then why not make this for a cause and that's exactly where Pappu exploits it for Kissan Yatra! 15Km ? Damn! that's much better than moving just 15m and pretending to eat some poor folks' smoky cattle class food!

A 15Km crowd draggng behind can be real muscle indicator for a simple fact that idiots may not even know why and what they're tailing for? Some may expect that some label of  "Jonhy" will be due for them envious of fact that most might already have a bottle or so ! Either-way, a crowd of this formidable size is menacing enough to shake things around yet poor Pappu can't even claim credit ! ... FEKU however has no issues owning up that PM for quack hit country came to know of that only after reading his tweet!  Uncle SAM may also not let go of this opportunity and write in TIMES magazine that how NASA MUST follow FEKU's tweets and forewarn the world about earth quacks !

In this race of who will claim credit for what and when .... May we suggest Pappu to stop causing disasters and focus on helping folks who suffered in Nepal and India ?

Baba पुत्र देव

Baba पुत्र देव :

Baba पुत्र देव is proud yet puzzled with media and political parties for his very "owned brand designed" Medicine guaranteeing a baby boy! Baba understands Media and TRP! ... But political parties ?
Ingredients for medicine enjoy equivalent status as "Party donations"  and promise alike "Self report card". Both outside the preview of RTI and accountability! How can political parties not understand that ? And how the heck parties could interconnect FEKU's initiative of  Beti Bachao (बेटी बचाओ) with Baba's medicine (बेटा लाओ) ? Arey! ... Baba is helping by not letting the need for बेटी बचाओ and collecting money from needy(unsuspecting) public than spending their TAXed money for initiative ! ..  where is the link/comparison ?

Baba पुत्र देव is so shaken up that he is not even sure that if this was a "Nepal quack" or free publicity for his "quack"!  Nonetheless, as long as free advertising goes on, Baba has decided to spend allocated marketing money on relief operations and probably contemplating making more by setting up "Quack" relief fund"!  Lets give our full support to पुत्र देव Baba and Kudos on his relief work!

मन की बात (Vol - 1)

Today my mind is like Pappu's! ..Its thinking so much about itself that FEKU will be shamed! Yet it's heating up unlike Pappu's. My guess is that energy from "Kedar Nath" has deposited in wrong head ! Surprisingly, this usually insane mind is also reaching sanity. Vision is getting as good as UPA's road map and achievements feeling... like FEKU SARKAR's. Confidence level reaching as (im)practical as fetching and depositing four Lakhs each in every Indian's account opened with जान धन योजना (Jan dhan Yojna) !
Today, it just wants to enjoy the moment and bask in glory of chant भम भम भोले (Bham Bham bhole!)  ---- And I'm gonna give it a break !!!

Pappu's point of view on Land law

My party and I personally have fought for farmer's cause and taken all land grabbers with heads on ! ... I'll not show my teeth but can hint you, that important one is missing when I personally took ... "in law" heads on for deals in Haryana! I might have lost the wisdom but not tooth ! (:-) .. the other way!) but I assure you personally that before I spit out any word on this topic .. I have vetted/chewed them well.
 I know the pain and suffering what farmers will go through when their land is taken for just four times the market price and without their consent! Poor farmers who commit suicide because they can't pay off the loans will be forced to go through the ordeal of  money in plenty. They like AAP SARKAR in Delhi wouldn't know that how to handle it and would lose all.

They all need to be protected and their "status quo" MUST be maintained. We must support them to strive hard and overcome the ignominy of losing out the crops and commit hard measures. They must be allowed to keep their land and eat it .... Sorry .. cake and eat it.

Friends! .. we need farmers and not the suit boot folks ! ... I urge all to just not save the land but also save the farmers and not allow this land bill to pass ! Thanks !

P/S :: आज भाषण अच्छा था ।

NET neutrality

When a fisherman throws his NET in sea, lake or river he is not partial to any fish, crab or tadpoles. He would take his prized catch and not think about that what he should catch and what he MUST not. He can't give a preferential treatment to expensive fishes alone and not catch the cheaper ones. If this is allowed to happen then market will not have Rohu, Katla and Saradine etc. It will only have Sears, Hilsa, pomfret and other expensive fishes, shrimps and crabs!

What will happen to the poor people ... poor people whose kids need OMEGA-3 fatty acids for consumption to gain the good fat and aid in brain development ?

We strongly advocate for NET neutrality in India for nutrition of all levels of social sectors. I close my speech with personal confession that because of NET neutrality and fish's consumption I myself have benefited in brain development albeit with a Mercury overdose! We MUST maintain NET neutrality in India to make sure that generations are healthier and smarter !